You Can't Do That on Television

Season 2

13 episodes · Jan 24, 1981

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  • Work, Work, Work
    S2E1

    Work, Work, Work

    Jan 24, 198130m

    The Muppets Get Suffed will not be seen at this time so that we may present... Christine's dad makes her do work while hosting the show, so she keeps shovels a wheelbarrow full of dirt onto the set.

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  • Transportation
    S2E2

    Transportation

    Jan 31, 198130m

    The Dukes of Hazard Line Up for Gas will not be seen at this time so that we may present... Ross spends most of the show making Christine's life miserable by making her do many strange things like jump from an airplane without a parachute, forcing her to be shot, makes her sick by distorting the broadcast, has her stuffed into a trash can, and even has her mummified.

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  • Strike Now
    S2E3

    Strike Now

    Feb 7, 198130m

    Captain Kangaroo Robs a Bank will not be seen at this time so that we may present... Christine goes on strike demanding a raise. She eventually gets it, but discovers that she won't get paid for the time she was on strike, even though she was still on the show.

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  • Dating
    S2E4

    Dating

    Feb 14, 198130m

    Jaws meets the Love Boat will not be seen at this time so that we may present... Christine spends the entire show waiting for her boyfriend to call her, which he doesn't.

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  • Fitness
    S2E5

    Fitness

    Feb 21, 198130m

    The Six Million Dollar Man Rusts to Bits will not be seen at this time so that we may present... Ross tries to make money by collecting his family allowances. He also tries to adopt Christine, who is using an exercise bike and some special effects to travel around the world.

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  • Safety First
    S2E6

    Safety First

    Feb 28, 198130m

    Hit and Run on Sesame Street will not be seen at this time so that we may present... Despite her constant attempts to explain safety rules, bad things keep happening to Christine including electric shock and decapitation.

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  • Sexual Equality
    S2E7

    Sexual Equality

    Mar 7, 198130m

    The Dukes of Hazard Dress Up in Drag will not be seen at this time so that we may present... The rest of the cast is upset that Christine, as host, has an easier job. They trade places with her and all co-host the show, while she takes their positions in the sketches. In the end, she ends up on a quest to get Brodie slimed.

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  • Personal Hygiene
    S2E8

    Personal Hygiene

    Mar 14, 198130m

    Jaws Eats Jacques Cousteau will not be seen at this time so that we may present... Christine hosts this episode from her bathtub at home. During the show she gets surprise visits from the cast and crew. The episode ends with her getting sucked down the drain.

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  • Smoking
    S2E9

    Smoking

    Mar 21, 198130m

    Atomic Blast Levels Fantasy Island will not be seen at this time so that we may present... Jami admits that the only reason the Indians smoked was to kill the white settlers. He then tries to convince Christine to smoke.

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  • Crime & Vandalism
    S2E10

    Crime & Vandalism

    Mar 28, 198130m

    Mr. Rogers Vandalizes the Neighborhood will not be seen at this time so that we may present... The entire set is stolen piece by piece, including the microphones and Christine's clothes.

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  • Drugs
    S2E11

    Drugs

    Apr 4, 198130m

    Mr. Rogers, Neighborhood Pusher will not be seen at this time so that we may present... The cast uses pies as a substitute for pot to demonstrate the perils of drug use.

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  • Nutrition
    S2E12

    Nutrition

    Apr 11, 198130m

    Miss Piggy Eats Ham Sandwiches will not be seen at this time so that we may present... Christine explains the importance of a healthy diet, but ends up wearing more of the food then she eats.

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  • Peer Pressure
    S2E13

    Peer Pressure

    Apr 18, 198130m

    Sixty Minutes will not be seen at this time so that we may present... Lisa and Rodney keep trying to get Kevin to moon the cameras, but Christine stops them.

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