Season 7
82 episodes · Mar 30, 2011
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- S7E1
Payneful Resolution Resolution
Mar 30, 201130mCJ and Janine deal with marriage issues after CJ kisses her friend, Monica. Meanwhile, Calvin gets out of jail and Miranda has the baby. Janine asks for a divorce after CJ starts to go out of control on barking at Malik after he confronts CJ about kissing Monica, Jazmine told Malik when she overheard and saw CJ and Janine arguing
- S7E2
Growing Paynes
Mar 30, 201130mJazmine starts wearing make-up and hanging out with the wrong crowd. Curtis and Ella have a weight loss competition. CJ and Janine reconcile when they see how their kids need them and how much they love each other.
- S7E3
Payne Protection
Apr 6, 201130mMalik gets ready for college. The men offer him advice and buy him condoms.
- S7E4
Payneful Visit
Apr 6, 201130mClaretha reveals she has leukemia. Miranda's cousin Vanessa hooks up with Calvin's friend.
- S7E5
Where There's a Will, There's a Way
Apr 13, 201130mAfter the death of a young firefighter, Ella decides it's time for Curtis and Ella to do a will. Meanwhile, Miranda's mom pays a visit.
- S7E6
Epic Fail
Apr 13, 201130mElla is overwhelmed and falls behind in her studies due to church duties, household duties, taking care of Curtis and the rest of the family. Ella fails a test she needed to graduate and she snaps on the family. Meanwhile, Calvin realize it's the day of their anniversary, and he pretend he didn't forget.
- S7E7
Praying for Attention
Apr 20, 201130mJazmine prays to pass a test and no longer wants to apply herself. Meanwhile, Calvin grows jealous of the baby.
- S7E8
Shout Out
Apr 20, 201130mCJ and Janine go to marriage counseling. Then try the therapists way. But in the end they yell and scream at each other and they feel better. CJ sexes up the reunion between him and Janine. Meanwhile, Ella misses her graduation because she has to take Claretha to the hospital.
- S7E9
Love Thy Neighbor
Apr 27, 201130mThe family befriends a sex offender who moves into the neighborhood and all hell breaks loose when they find out his secret. Meanwhile, CJ and Janine decide to heed the advice of the marriage counselor. They go on a journey to find a hobby the two of them can share.
- S7E10
Dream Girls
Apr 27, 201130mA music producer wants to sign Jazmine. Meanwhile, Calvin is embarrassed about his new job as a grocery store manager.
- S7E11
A Payneful Night Out
May 4, 201130mCurtis and Ella decide to intervene when they see Janine and Roland at dinner until C.J. shows up with a woman. Meanwhile, Miranda goes on a grooming strike.
- S7E12
Payneful Assistance
May 4, 201130mMiranda gets cooking advice after she makes a horrible dinner for Ella's club. Meanwhile, Curtis gets his tonsils pulled and can't talk.
- S7E13
House of Awkward
May 11, 201130mC.J. is offered a promotion making him Janine and Roland's boss. Meanwhile, while packing the house Curtis finds a bag of weed in an old box of his and Floyd smokes the weed. Calvin asks Curtis to babysit and Curtis ends up babysitting Christian and Floyd.
- S7E14
Brain Payne
May 11, 201130mJayden may have autism. Janine blames herself. Meanwhile, Curtis lives by the rules of the bible.
- S7E15
Foster Paynes
May 18, 201130mElla brings home a troubled youth from the Help Center. Meanwhile, Janine and Miranda compete to get in a competitive day care.
- S7E16
Talented Paynes
May 18, 201130mAs Claretha secretly deals with the possibilty of losing her home, the family participates in a talent show. Calvin and Miranda combine their unique talents for the show.
- S7E17
Going, Going, Gone
May 25, 201130mJanine is on the brink of a breakdown. Deshawn gets a lesson in the negro baseball league.
- S7E18
Mother's Day Out
Jun 1, 201130mDeshawn's mother shows up at the Paynes'; C.J. upgrades Janine's wedding ring.
- S7E19
So Hard to Say Goodbye
Jun 8, 201130mMalik goes off to college; Miranda is overwhelmed when Calvin Jr. visits.
- S7E20
Payneful Rescue
Jun 15, 201130mThe aftershocks of a fire impact Miranda and Calvin; Tracie and her new boyfriend show up at the hospital causing a huge argument. In the ending moments, the baby seems to be fine.
- S7E21
A Mother's Payne
Oct 21, 201130mElla's mother and sister Evie visit, and Ella experiences the effects of their mother's disease; Janine texts C.J. a sexy picture of herself.
- S7E22
Up from the Ashes
Oct 21, 201130mCalvin finds out that Tracie checked Calvin Jr. out of the hospital. Calvin and Miranda try to find a place to stay.
- S7E23
The Payne Gang
Oct 28, 201130mCurtis, Ella, and Floyd try to bring DeShawn a reality check when he wants to join a gang. C.J. and Calvin tussle over their living arrangements.
- S7E24
The Gifted and the Grout
Oct 28, 201130mDeShawn is placed in a gifted-students program to avoid being expelled from school; Calvin and Miranda hire a contractor to repair their condo.
- S7E25
Do the Fight Thing
Nov 4, 201130mDeShawn bullies a classmate and gets into trouble; Miranda and Janine fight over petty things.
- S7E26
1096
Nov 4, 201130mC.J. forgets Janine's 3-years-sober anniversary; Ella gets DeShawn an ugly outfit for school-picture day.
- S7E27
Number Five's Fight
Nov 11, 201130mAfter budget cuts force C.J. to lay off firefighters, Roland must use his PR skills to avoid altercations; Calvin and Miranda want to move upstairs.
- S7E28
The Best Surprise
Nov 11, 201130mCalvin and Miranda plan Calvin Jr.'s birthday party; Curtis and Ella have trouble with the Homeowners Association.
- S7E29
Working Paynes
Nov 18, 201130mC.J. hires Calvin, whose performance is disappointing; bored with retirement, Curtis takes up painting.
- S7E31
Dead Wrong
Nov 25, 201130mMiranda frets over her unemployment; C.J. looks into firefighter response times.
- S7E32
The Rich and Payneless
Nov 25, 201130mCalvin is allowed supervised visits; Ella's friend Felicia visits.
- S7E33
Mentoring Paynes
Dec 2, 201130mJanine sponsors a young girl; Curtis and Ella become DeShawn's foster parents.
- S7E34
Roommate Paynes
Dec 2, 201130mC.J. and Janine are not comfortable with Malik's roommate; Claretha tries alternative cancer-fighting treatments
- S7E36
Help Me, Ella
Dec 30, 201130mElla becomes director of the center; Malik mulls dropping out.
- S7E37
Paynefully Fit
Jan 6, 201230mCurtis becomes a contestant on Paynefully Fit, while Deshawn get advice about girls.
- S7E38
Do the Hustle
Jan 6, 201230mMiranda's new client hits on her while the family honors Curtis.
- S7E39
No More Payne
Jan 13, 201230mMiranda takes over renovating the condo while Calvin and Deshawn bond.
- S7E41
Do Or Die
Jan 20, 201230mThe family gets ready to have one last Sunday dinner at Curtis and Ella's
- S7E42
R.I.P - Rest In Payne
Jan 20, 201230mCalvin battles for his life at the hospital. Ella's unwavering faith won't let the family get down
- S7E43
Payneful Survival
Jan 27, 201230mThe Payne family waits for Calvin to wake up, but the fight isn't over. Curtis decides not to move.
- S7E44
Payneful Recovery
Jan 27, 201230mCalvin might get discharged from the hospital after he finally awakened. Curtis attempts to mortgage his house for money to pay Calvin's medical bills.
- S7E45
House of Nightmares
Feb 3, 201230mCalvin has nightmares about being shot and is uncomfortable at home with Miranda who is overwhelmed with caring for an ailing husband, two kids, a career and home. Ella and Curtis are worried that Calvin isn't receiving proper care and wants him to move in with them. Curtis prepares the house for Calvin.
- S7E46
In Payne
Feb 3, 201230mA depressed Calvin admits to Ella that he think he would have been better off dead. The family is very concerned and Curtis has a heart to heart with Calvin. Deshawn's mother visits and wants Deshawn back. Deshawn decides to go live with her.
- S7E47
Payback
Feb 10, 201230mCalvin plans to get revenge on Travis Harris for shooting him. Curtis makes plans with Ella then pretends to be sick when he gets tickets to a baseball game. When footage of Curtis at the game is aired, Curtis does everything he can to keep Ella from finding out.
- S7E48
Daddy Day Scare
Feb 10, 201230mC.J. is left to look after the twins during the big game. Ella gets in the way of Calvin's transition back home.
- S7E49
Pills and Thrills
Feb 17, 201230mCalvin is invited back to work, then decides he isn't ready and doesn't show. Floyd has a new girlfriend who looks awfully familiar to Curtis. Curtis realizes he knew the girlfriend, when she was a man.
- S7E50
Scars of Payne
Feb 17, 201230mElla runs a gun buy back program at the Help Center that is threatened by rival gang members. Curtis, bored, wants to volunteer at the Help Center and causes mischief.
- S7E51
Payne vs. Payne
Feb 17, 201230mCurtis runs for neighborhood watch president. C.J. helps until he realizes he disagrees with some of Curtis's policies. When Curtis challenges C.J., C.J. decides to run himself. Meanwhile, Malik runs up his parent's credit card.
- S7E52
Guess Who Came to Breakfast
Feb 17, 201230mThe family meets Malik's new free-spirited girlfriend, Summer.
- S7E53
House of Force Closure
Feb 12, 201230mCalvin and Miranda's condo gets foreclosed on and they are forced out.
- S7E54
If It Ain't Broke
Feb 3, 201230mElla is preparing to open a battered women's home in the church's unused classrooms, but it is shutdown.
- S7E55
Neighborhood Crisis
Mar 9, 201230mMalik and Summer volunteer at a crisis hotline. Curtis goes overboard with the neighborhood watch as he tries to catch a criminal.
- S7E56
Down for the Count
Mar 12, 201230mC.J. is offered perks as a city official. Miranda and Curtis bond.
- S7E57
Stop, Drop, and Roll
Apr 6, 201230mC.J. and Janine have a fight which carries over into the office. Malik takes a class on evolution and doesn't know if he believes in God.
- S7E58
No Pass, No Play
Apr 6, 201230mMalik tutors an athlete who can barely read. Curtis is overly canind with the newspapers and causes a PR scandal for C.J. and Janine.
- S7E59
Payneful Injection
May 18, 201230mMalik and his father bumps heads when Malik leads a protest against a man being put to death. C.J. lead the arson investigation that put the man away.
- S7E60
Batter Up
May 18, 201230mMiranda is hurt when she overhears Curtis and Ella talking bad about her. C.J.'s department enjoys the softball team until a horrible Janine wants to join.
- S7E61
Payneful Matrimony
May 25, 201230mMalik marries Summer. Calvin and Miranda have a hard time adjusting to living with Curtis and Ella.
- S7E62
What You Know About Me
May 25, 201230mC.J. and Janine have a party and don't invite Curtis and Ella. Malik and Summer argue over an obscure anniversary.
- S7E63
Right Turn
Jun 1, 201230mCurtis does community service at the Help Center. Miranda doesn't invite Janine to a concert.
- S7E64
The Loan Ranger
Jun 1, 201230mMalik finds out his friend is gay. Curtis loans Ella money.
- S7E65
Payneful Divorce
Jun 8, 201230mMalik and Summer have their marriage annulled. Miranda temps at the office when Janine needs an assistant.
- S7E66
Up to the Challenge
Jun 8, 201230mMalik takes caffeine pills irresponsibly and Curtis subs for Ella at a Help Center training program.
- S7E67
House of Sabotage
Jun 15, 201230mJanine and Miranda co-chair a Help Center event and all they do is fight. Malik doesn't want to stop wearing his wedding ring.
- S7E68
Payneful Pop In
Jun 15, 201230mCurtis and Ella keep popping in unannounced to C.J. and Janine's house. Jazmine is accused of cheating on an exam; she's covering for a friend.
- S7E71
Bake, Rattle and Roll
Jun 29, 201230mCalvin's behavior at work gets him suspended. Meanwhile, Jazmine wants Ella to teach her how to bake.
- S7E72
Dodging Bullies
Jun 29, 201230mJazmine stands up to a cyber bully. Meanwhile, Miranda and Calvin have a pregnancy scare.
- S7E73
Payneful Distance
Jul 6, 201230mCalvin takes Miranda's money and goes to a strip club. C.J. give Janine a bad evaluation.
- S7E74
Not in the Cards
Jul 6, 201230mFloyd decides to host a night of fun and gambling at the Help Center, and Curtis gets quickly sucked in by the casino-like atmosphere and games. Jazmine lands herself in some serious trouble for talking during class time.
- S7E75
All Work and No Play
Jul 20, 201230mCalvin and Miranda anticipates the prospects of having their own place. Jazmine jobshadows the PR office with CJ and Janine.
- S7E78
The Invention of Trust
Jul 27, 201230mFloyd's new invention causes friction between him and Curtis. Calvin questions Miranda about an unusual amount in her bank account.
- S7E79
Payneful Realization
Aug 3, 201230mCalvin and Miranda try to save their marriage before it becomes too late.
- S7E80
Trial and Tribulation
30mCalvin faces his attacker Travis Harris in court when the shooter's trial finally arrives.
- S7E81
The Call Back
30mCurtis must deal with resentment after he is called back to work. Floyd learns important details of his heritage.
- S7E82
All's Well
Aug 10, 201230mCalvin and CJ plan an anniversary celebration for Miranda and Janine. Miranda has to make a tough decision whether she stays with Calvin or not.