Season 1
26 episodes · Sep 3, 2003
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S1E1Separation Anxiety
Sep 3, 200330mA decades-old debate polarizes the town, and soon Chilly Beach is divided into two ""distinct societies"" based on hockey allegiances: With the demise of Chilly Beach imminent Dale and Frank find a way to work together so they can live to fight another day.
S1E2Invasion of the Beer Snatchers
Sep 10, 200330mAliens abduct Frank, and after the usual alien probing and prodding, has his brain put under their control. Dale is single-handedly forced to come up with a solution that will save the Island from both the Aliens and Jacques' exotic poutine recipes.
S1E3Pucked in the Head
Sep 17, 200330mAfter being hit by a nasty slap shot Frank develops a bad case of amnesia and disappears to parts unknown. Frank is the only one who knows the combination to unlock the town's vaulted beer supply, and unless Dale can get Frank back with his memories intact there could be rioting in the streets of Chilly Beach.
S1E4Love Potion Undermined
Sep 24, 200330mIn an effort to gain insight into the mating rituals of Canadians Abby decides to try a pheromone experiment. Her experiment however goes awry and Abby is left with a bizarre love triangle to clean up before her meddling causes irreparable damage.
S1E5Shut Your Space Hole
Oct 1, 200330mA giant black hole is threatening the planet Earth, and American space scientists need fresh ideas on how to combat it. Unfortunately, they reject budding Canadian genius Frank who knows that their brilliant plan is only going to make it worse. Frank has to work fast to stop them before the whole planet suffers the consequences.
S1E6Power Pray
Oct 15, 200330mWhen coach Jacques goes down with an injury, and can no longer coach the kids pee wee hockey team Dale fills in for a price. Dale soon finds the deal he made isn't as sweet as he thought and tries everything to sabotage the efforts of the team before realizing what hockey's about.
S1E7Fever Tale
Oct 22, 200330mKatherine is offered a promotion that will take her and Abby back to the United States, but Abby doesn't want to leave. So Abby feigns illness that will put all of America at risk should she be forced to travel back. Her plan backfires and she creates a major epidemic scare.
S1E8Pity Slickers
Oct 29, 200330mIn an effort to shore up her fledgling attempts at saving the seals, April seeks the help of a famous celebrity to make her plea heard. However, when April becomes a less than reluctant media darling in her own right, the real cause becomes lost and Dale and Frank must bring April back from the brink to help her rescue the helpless animals.
S1E9Angus Rex
Nov 5, 200330mA fully intact dinosaur found frozen in the ice under Dale's house thaws out and goes on a rampage through Chilly Beach. Angus is the only one with the skills and equipment to track down and kill the dinosaur and save the town from certain destruction.
S1E10The Chilly Beachcombers
Nov 12, 200330mWhen Dale misses a never-before-seen episode of his favorite show, ""The Beachcombers"", he hears it will air on Icelandic TV later in the week and devises a zany plan to see it while placing the entire island at risk.
S1E11Lord of the Ringettes
Nov 19, 200330mDale and Frank's hockey team plays April's team in a game of ringette.
S1E12The Beer Hunters
Nov 26, 200330mDale attempts to help Frank at the Beer Mart but somehow ends up sending the beer truck, with all of the supplies out into the wilderness. The townsfolk decide to pursue the truck on a "finders keepers" policy, and during the great chase Frank becomes lost. Now Dale faces the challenge of winning back Frank's trust by venturing out into an oncoming snow storm to rescue him.
S1E13Natural Born Curlers
Dec 3, 200330mIn an effort to find gainful employment, Angus helps Dale with the ice cleaning duties at the rink. With an almost religious obsession, Angus creates the finest curling ice in the world. When Angus' family from Scotland arrives in Chilly Beach Angus' dad challenges the locals to demonstrate his curling superiority causing Angus to have to choose between his family and his friends.
S1E14Hollywood Far North
Dec 10, 200330mFilming on location in Chilly Beach, the director of a mega-budget Hollywood spectacle decides to blow up the entire island, for dramatic effect. Dale and Frank have to find a way to re-write this Hollywood ending to save their town from becoming one giant special effect.
S1E15Secret Santa
Dec 17, 200330mWhile trying to buy a gift for the begrudged annual Secret Santa ritual, Dale stumbles upon none other than Santa (played by Leslie Nielsen) himself. Santa decides he needs a break and decides to hang with Dale only to become lazy and unmotivated. With the prospects of Christmas actually happening rapidly diminishing, Santa realizes the error of his ways and with Frank and Dale's help tries to salvage Christmas.
S1E16Country Cooking
May 2, 200430mDale and Frank travel to Ottawa to get support for a petition to allow street hockey on all streets in Canada, but they find out that Chilly Beach is not actually part of Canada. So, they decide to make Chilly Beach its own country.
S1E17Go Figure
Jun 4, 200430mA traveling ice show makes its way to Chilly Beach. Leading it is Elvis Stojko. When they stop into Chilly Beach, no one likes it at all except for Michel, who decides to leave and join the show.
S1E18Dale to the Chief
Jun 8, 200430mThe Air Force One makes a pit stop to refuel the plane on Chilly Beach. The President accidentally gets left behind and trys to figure out where in the world he is. Dale becomes friends with the President and soon becomes his adviser, creating international problems
S1E19Polar Opposites
Jun 9, 200430mChilly Beach becomes the dump site for Toronto's garbage, but with the new dump comes an evil polar bear.
S1E20Cold War
Jun 14, 200430mWhen two Russian soldiers arrive in Chilly Beach from a drifting iceberg, it takes Dale and Frank shrewd negotiation skills to relieve tensions.
S1E21The Song Remains So Lame
Jun 17, 200430mWhen Dale and Frank restart their old high school garage band a music producer becomes interested in representing them. Unfortunately she is only interested in Frank.
S1E22My Big Fat Creep Wedding
Jun 21, 200430mDale steps in as Abby's father at the three legged race at the Father/Daughter picnic. What he did not figure on is that the win might lead to bigger things.
S1E23Slush Fund
Jun 23, 200430mChilly Beach's tourist trade is dwindling, but Dale and Frank discover a new natural resource that can be exploited for cash.
S1E24Brother's Day
Jun 24, 200430mIt's Dale's birthday and he thinks no one remembered. However he gets a surprise when his older more successful brother Dave comes to town.
S1E25Super Zeroes
Jul 1, 200430mDale and Frank discover that there perks in being "superheroes" but they soon find out that with great power comes great responsibility.
S1E26Slushbucklers
Jul 2, 200430mAfter the antiques show comes to Chilly Beach Jacques discovers that he is a cursed ancestor of the pirate "Blackboard".