Season 1
30 episodes · Sep 17, 1961
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S1E1Who's for Swordfish?
Sep 17, 196130mIn the pilot, the boys are desperate to angle for swordfish. After shift-swapping with the entire precinct and avoiding any issuance of tickets (to avert court duty), will they go?
S1E2Something Nice for Sol
Sep 24, 196130mGunther Toody drives the entire station batty chairing the committee to get everyone's favorite desk Sgt. Sol Abrams a surprise 25 year present. Toody keeps changing his little mind seeking the perfect gift, and insists on parliamentary procedure for meetings. Abrams' sore feet confine him to desk work, so he worries that it'll be 25 and out, if the brass find out how bad the precinct's sweetheart's hurting.
S1E3Home Sweet Sing Sing
Oct 1, 196130mThe boys use extraordinary techniques to rehabilitate a recently released petty thief. Unfortunately, Benny has other ideas.
S1E4Change Your Partner
Oct 8, 196130mToody and Muldoon's 9 blissful years as partners stun a researcher who finds the average prowl car pair last only 16 months before screaming to be switched. If the NYPD management engineer can discover their secret and replicate it, that'll save the blue brass many headaches. But Gunther and Francis' precinct mates don't want to know what actually goes on in Car 54, or even worse: can New York's finest clone empty-headed chatterbox Toody and somber, cerebral Muldoon ?
S1E5I Won't Go
Oct 15, 196130mIntroducing Mrs. Bronson, the sweet Jewish grandmother confounding the boys at the 53rd as well as New York City's bureaucracy.
S1E6Muldoon's Star
Oct 22, 196130mToody convinces 'Tessie the Torso', a buxom sex-symbol, to stay at Francis's mother's house. It turns out, Muldoon is a huge fan.
S1E7The Paint Job
Oct 29, 196130mA car thieving ring is using an auto body shop to paint stolen cars and resell them. The 53rd is down to only two patrol cars, so the boys are desperate to keep their beloved car 54. When it's damaged by a pulled-over driver, they take it to the same repair shop.
S1E9The Gypsy Curse
Nov 12, 196130mThe boys are told to shut down a gypsy ripoff artist, and when they do, the gypsy puts a curse on Toody.
S1E10Thirty Days Notice
Nov 19, 196130mGunther and Lucille Toody give their landlord notice because they're fed up with their crumbling apartment.
S1E11Catch Me on the Paar Show
Nov 26, 196130mAfter a chance traffic stop with Hugh Downs, Gunther finagles an appearance on the Jack Paar show of a fellow officer he thinks is funny.
S1E12The Taming of Lucille
Dec 3, 196130mToody is feeling henpecked by Lucille, but musters the courage to become king of his castle after seeing a stirring performance of Shakespeare's "The Taming of the Shrew."
S1E13Put It in the Bank
Dec 10, 196130mThe 53rd Precinct's Brotherhood Club's newly elected treasurer Gunther Toody is determined to invest their hard-earned $800 in the stock market despite the protests of his fiscally conservative colleagues.
S1E14Get Well, Officer Schnauser
Dec 17, 196130mWhile Schnauser is laid up in the hospital, Toody is tapped by the FBI to go undercover to help them nab notorious bank robber "No Face."
S1E15Christmas at the 53rd
Dec 24, 196130mThe boys from the 53rd put on a Christmas review. Two Gilbert & Sullivan parodies featuring Capt. Block & Muldoon, a heart-tugging song from Toody, and other sketches.
S1E16The Sacrifice
Jan 7, 196230mMuldoon's the big expert on rules and regulations, but he's scared to take the test to become a sergeant.
S1E17Boom, Boom, Boom
Jan 14, 196230mThe boys are attempting to win the barbershop quartet competition for "the old man" Capt. Block. The rules require all 163 quartets to perform the same song, which drives poor Jan Murray to insanity.
S1E18Toody & Muldoon Crack Down
Jan 21, 196230mAfter the police chief drives through Toody & Muldoon's sector, he's so angered by the scores of violations he sees he orders an investigation - with surprising results.
S1E19Toody's Paradise
Jan 28, 196230mToody is on an undercover detail in Brooklyn with a female cop as his wife and a small boy as his child. When Lucille's sister spots him there, the rumors start flying wildly.
S1E20How High Is Up?
Feb 4, 196230mMuldoon discovers he's grown an inch to 6-foot-seven, putting him one inch over the police regulation and putting him over the edge with paranoia about his height.
S1E21Toody and the Art World
Feb 11, 196230mToody is the only person who can appreciate Karpathia's abstract masterpiece, "Lower Manhattan at Sunset (from the New Jersey Side)." This episode features an inspired performance from Severn Darden.
S1E22What Happened to Thursday?
Feb 18, 196230mThe 53rd is embarrassed by the domestic dispute calls that come every Thursday night - from the Schnausers. Toody convinces Leo (along w/the rest of the boys) that Thursday's actually Friday leading to expected hilarious confusion.
S1E23How Smart Can You Get?
Feb 25, 196230mThe smartest rookie cop is assigned to ride w/chatty Toody & reticent Muldoon. Can Car 54 survive, now that Muldoon has stimulating conversation?
S1E24Today I Am a Man
Mar 4, 196230mTired of being stereotyped as a mama's boy, Muldoon feigns having a hot date at "the hottest club in the Bronx". When his bluff is called by doubting coworkers, he quickly commandeers a puritan family who gets the wrong impression from his weapon!
S1E25No More Pickpockets
Mar 11, 196230mThe boys go under cover at Yankee Stadium to stem the onslaught of pickpockets. One skilled pilferer turns the tide on Toody; who ends up arrested?
S1E26The Beast Who Walked the Bronx
Mar 18, 196230mBurkholtz, relegated to the Lost & Found for 15 years due to his extreme laxity is the only choice to sub for Capt. Block on his forced two week vacation. The boys mistake his absence from active duty thinking it's because he was too tough!
S1E27The Courtship of Sylvia Schnauser
Mar 25, 196230mLeo and Sylvia Schnauser decide to renew their vows with a large wedding ceremony.
S1E28The Auction
Apr 1, 196230mThe boys of the 53rd Precinct pull together to buy Captain Block the matching Aleutian Ceremonial Chair he desires to complete his set.
S1E29Quiet! We're Thinking
Apr 8, 196230mGunther and Lucille's 11-year-old nephew Marvin, in the Big Apple for a Boy Scout event, helps Toody and Muldoon crack the cases that have flummoxed New York's Finest.
S1E30I Love Lucille
Apr 22, 196230mLucille dyes her hair to get Gunther to notice her, and when he finally does, look out.