Season 2
30 episodes · Sep 16, 1962
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S2E1Hail to the Chief
Sep 16, 196230mBecause their partnership has lasted so long, the secret service choose Toody and Muldoon to drive the president to the U.N. Unfortunately, Muldoon is incapacitated by the stress of ferrying his hero, Kennedy.
S2E2One Sleepy People
Sep 23, 196230mFrancis and Lucille get the wrong idea, while watching a steamy movie on TV, that each loves the other.
S2E3A Man Is Not an Ox
Sep 30, 196230mWhen a medical doctor sees similarities between two oxen yoked together for 10 years and Car 54's occupants, the boys try to behave out-of-sync, but fail.
S2E4Schnauser's Last Ride
Oct 7, 196230mThe boys recount what happened when Schnauser was taken off his mounted police route.
S2E5Toody & Muldoon Sing Along with Mitch
Oct 14, 196230mWhen the 53rd precinct Whippoorwills audition for Mitch Miller, it's clear which of the 4 is the problem, but who will tell Toody?
S2E6Occupancy, August 1st
Oct 21, 196230mMrs. Bronson causes trouble again -- by moving in to her promised apartment on the day it was promised to her -- but it's not finished! Once again she's adept at deflecting all opponents.
S2E7Remember St. Petersburg
Oct 28, 196230mA fortune-telling scam ring mistakes Leo as royalty, and calls Sylvia with the news. Another mistake has the con artists convincing an undercover Toody that he's royalty, and Leo's his brother.
S2E8That's Show Business
Nov 4, 196230mMuldoon's sister Peggy lands a part in the play "Waiting for Wednesday" and the boys of the 53rd Precinct become financial backers before learning that it's a gritty play about police brutality.
S2E9Toody Undercover
Nov 11, 196230mToody winds up undercover as part of a mob ring. His intimate knowledge of the area (bank layouts, burglar alarms & patrolmen habits) makes him a better crook than cop.
S2E10I Hate Captain Block
Nov 18, 196230mWhen Toody takes care of Captain Block's parrot, he decides to teach it to talk. But this backfires when he says he hates Captain Block in front of the bird, and the parrot begins repeating it.
S2E11A Star Is Born in the Bronx
Nov 25, 196230mSylvia Schnauser goes into delusional rapture when asked to plug cookies on television.
S2E12Pretzel Mary
Dec 2, 196230mThe boys finally bust a nasty nuisance in the Park - "Pretzel Mary". When they see her deplorable living conditions they replace her furniture - not realizing what they're taking away.
S2E13142 Tickets on the Aisle
Dec 9, 196230mWhen the boys of the 53rd Precinct suddenly show an interest in the clean and uplifting Broadway epic "Little Miss Pioneer," so does the prurient public.
S2E14Stop Thief
Dec 16, 196330mAfter overhearing the Captain rehearsing a play in his office, the boys think he's a kleptomaniac! They "cover" for him by re-stealing all his Xmas presents. Can they make things right by the end of Christmas Eve?
S2E15Je T'Adore Muldoon
Dec 30, 196230mTo get girl-shy Francis to ask the Captain's niece to the Mardi Gras Ball, the 53rd conspires to boost his ego. Suddenly, he's a Casanova! Who will go to the Ball?
S2E16The White Elephant
Jan 6, 196330mA gang buys the cursed eatery next to the bank to drill through the common wall into the vault -- but the boys of the 53rd stop by to see how they're doing, and help them establish a luncheonette instead.
S2E17Benny the Bookie's Last Chance
Jan 13, 196330mBenny's up for parole yet again, and the boys are sure he's going straight now. They set him up w/a candy store, and when he gets "in trouble" and tries mightily to get back in jail, the 53rd won't hear of it
S2E18The Presidential Itch
Jan 20, 196330mAn unexpected challenger vies to unseat Muldoon in his bid to be reelected as president of the policeman's Brotherhood Club.
S2E19Toody & Muldoon Meet the Russians
Jan 27, 196330mThe boys chaperon two Russian ambassadors, and turn them into American capitalists.
S2E20Here We Go Again
Feb 3, 196330mMuldoon's father, Patrick was a police captain and a hero -- or was he?
S2E21The Star Boarder
Feb 10, 196330mGunther and Lucille Toody are trying to make some extra money. They decide to rent a room,taking in a preacher as a paying boarder. He seems as honest as the day is long but is he actually who he says he is?
S2E22The Biggest Day of the Year
Feb 17, 196330mAfter Tooday tells Muldoon that "today's a very important day",Muldoon,the men & high ranking officials,try to figure out why it is.
S2E23Here Comes Charlie
Feb 24, 196330mThe boys of the 53rd Precinct attempt to help rehabilitate chronically drunk Charlie by finding him a job where he won't be tempted to drink, but the officers'regular visits to check up on Charlie have an unnerving effect on his teetotalist coworkers. A Larry Storch tour de force!
S2E24See You at the Bar Mitzvah
Mar 3, 196330mWhen the boys find out that no one is going to the Bar Mitzvah of one boy on their basketball team because of his hated father, they spring into action.
S2E25I've Been Here Before
Mar 10, 196330mA criminal gang bases its heists on the plots of the television program "Crimebusters," which program is also one of Officer Toody's favorite shows.
S2E26Joan Crawford Didn't Say No
Mar 17, 196330mWhen a septuagenarian delicatessen owner reports he will be marrying Joan Crawford, the boys of the 53rd are sent out to bust the phony matrimonial service that promises to pair its clients with Hollywood movie stars.
S2E27Lucille Is 40
Mar 24, 196330mLucille is upset over turning 40, so Gunther decides to surprise her by buying her a wig for a birthday gift, a deceptively simple endeavor fraught with misunderstanding and melodrama when nosy Sylvia Schnauser stumbles upon the scheme.
S2E28The Loves of Sylvia Schnauser
Mar 31, 196330mSylvia Schnauser helps the police dept. to set a trap for con artists posing as book publishers.
S2E29Puncher & Judy
Apr 7, 196330mAt the begging and pleading of a girl (Shari Lewis) at a local beauty parlor, Toody and Muldoon enlist the help of champion boxer, (Sugar Ray Robinson) in a scheme to discourage a local male hair dresser at the same parlor from continuing his amateur boxing career.
S2E30The Curse of the Snitkins
Apr 14, 196330mA jinx arrives at the 53rd and continues his streak of bringing bad luck wherever he goes.