Season 1
16 episodes · Sep 11, 1995
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- S1E1
Pilot
Sep 11, 199530mIn the pilot episode,The Clayton's consider buying a house to move out of their dinky little apartment. Meanwhile,Danny's best friend Jane is staying over (a lot),because as it is soon revealed,her mother is sleeping around.
- S1E2
A Woman's Work is Never Done
Sep 13, 199530mAlice applies for a job as a legal secretary,then is fired from her head cashier's position when her boss learns of the interview. Meanwhile,Danny brings home Matthew,her first boyfriend (who is 14,two years older than her),and then is crushed when her school mates spread lewd accusations about her and Matthew.
- S1E3
Company Loves Misery
Sep 20, 199530mEver-bickering Lenny and Phyllis hope to inject some romance into their marriage by tagging along for Burt and Alice's anniversary celebration.
- S1E4
A Date Which Will Live in Infamy
Sep 27, 199530mAlice and Burt are divided over whether to let 12-year-old Danny go to the movies alone with Matthew. Meanwhile, everyone's plans are stalled when the family car is stolen while Alice is at the an ATM.
- S1E5
I Am Not My Sister's Keeper
Oct 11, 199530mBurt has never been fond of his sister's boyfriend, and the latest one is no exception.
- S1E6
Where There's Smoke, You're Fired
Oct 18, 199530mFrustrated by her jerk of a teenage boss at her temporary job, Alice starts smoking again -- and catches Danny in the mall washroom with a pack of cigarettes; Burt tries to resist Vicki's amorous advances.
- S1E7
The Road to Hell is Paved With Good Intentions
Oct 25, 199530mBurt's dogged by a guilty conscience when he forgets to pick up Sean from school, so he tries to make amends by getting him a puppy.
- S1E8
A Fight a Day Keeps the Doctor Away
Nov 1, 199530mThe Claytons resume their house hunting and also decide to get a new life-insurance policy, but Burt fears he won't pass the required physical exam.
- S1E9
Fish and Guests Stink After Three Days
Nov 8, 199530mAs the Claytons prepared to move into their new home, Lenny -- still feuding with his wife -- assumes he's coming along.
- S1E10
The Postman Always Moves Twice
Nov 15, 199530mBefore moving into their new home, the Claytons trash their apartment to get back at their landlord.But unforunately the new house isn't ready and their stuck in their old apartment,while the heat is on full blast and the water's cut off.
- S1E11
Neither a Borrower Nor a Landlord Be
Nov 22, 199530mForced to choose between having a deranged neighbor of having ""our house foreclosed on before we even make the first mortgage payment,"" the Claytons decide to rent out their new home.
- S1E12
If It Ain't Broke, Break It
Dec 13, 199530mBurt buys an expensive reclining chair from an obnoxious salesman.
- S1E13
Misery on 34th Street
Dec 20, 199530mIt's a joyless Christmas at the Claytons' when Alice's mother Sheila arrives with unwanted advice on how to discipline Danny, leaving Burt to play referee for the feuding females.
- S1E14
The Bowling Method
Jan 3, 199630mAfter one pregnancy scare too many, Burt and Alice decide that one of them will have to undergo surgery.
- S1E16
Natural Born Parents
Jan 17, 199630mWhen Danny gets an A in English, Burt and Alice are understandably proud, but then they discover it was because of her school project -- corresponding with a pen pal who happens to be a mass murderer.