Season 1
17 episodes · Oct 5, 1998
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- S1E1
Pilot
Oct 5, 199830mJohn volunteers to work nights in order to afford to send his daughter to an exclusive kindergarten, but the change throws his home life into turmoil.
- S1E2
John Kisses Some ...
Oct 12, 199830mJohn mouths off at Sgt. Kazmerek in front of two recruits, losing vacation time that Kate was looking forward to. But he can get it back if he helps Kazmerek get a commendation.
- S1E3
Public Enema No. 1
Oct 19, 199830mJohn decides to take up an offer of optional life insurance that promises a large payoff, and then finds out he must have a colonoscopy -- which first requires an enema.
- S1E4
Walk on the Feminine Side
Oct 26, 199830mJohn's co-workers make fun of Dakota in his Arabian princess costume on Halloween.
- S1E5
Heavy Medal
Nov 2, 199830mDiResta is in line for a Medal of Honor when he foils a robbery on the subway by whacking the perp with a sub sandwich. However, the man he saved is a two-timing city councilman.
- S1E6
Romeo and Juliet were Lucky
Nov 9, 199830mJohn and Kate start bickering ""like an old married couple,"" so they decide to send the kids away to their aunt's and take a romantic afternoon – except there isn't much romance...
- S1E7
Cookin' with Gas
Nov 16, 199830mJohn convinces Cal to sell Kate's home-made chili at the diner, which turns into a full-time job for Kate and additional domestic duties for John.
- S1E8
Thanksgiving
Nov 23, 199830mSgt. Kazmerek is even crankier than usual and ends up having Thanksgiving dinner at the DiResta household, where John realizes they actually have a few things in common.
- S1E9
The Kid
Dec 21, 199830mDiResta is put in charge of supervising a young graffiti artist while he scrubs his work from the subway, but the kid's father doesn't show up to get him and John ends up baby-sitting.
- S1E10
Your Daddy Don't Dance
Jan 25, 199930mJohn works as a security guard at a heavy-metal concert featuring an artist from his youth -- but his chance to see his onetime idol doesn't pan out the way he hoped.
- S1E11
One Wedding and a Funeral
Feb 1, 199930mThe DiRestas offer to host Tully and Amanda's wedding, but the bride's family is rather snooty; meanwhile, John finds a dead transit cop---under his kitchen sink.
- S1E12
The Torch
Feb 8, 199930mA cat fight ensues when John's old girlfriend Wendy shows up unexpectedly.
- S1E13
Viagra Falls
Feb 15, 199930mJohn and Kazmerek plot their own operation to catch a drug dealer; Vic gets arrested for selling Viagra.
- S1E14
Half a Million Clams
Feb 22, 199930mJohn and Kate get a glimpse of the high life after John's quick actions save the president of a major retail establishment.
- S1E15
Slam Dunkin Dunuts
Mar 1, 199930mJohn and his father compete in a battle of the bulge to see who can slim down faster; Kate tries not to get strong-armed into running the church potluck.