Season 3
20 episodes · Oct 12, 2004
The third season of the action-comedy series Red vs. Blue and part of The Blood Gulch Chronicles. The universe is in chaos, and the final hope for humanity is two-thousand years in the past with a fast-talking computer that loves knock-knock jokes. What could possibly go wrong?
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S3E1Best Laid Plans
Oct 12, 20048mIn the first episode of season 3, the Reds and Blues find themselves scattered across the universe as they attempt to hunt down evil mastermind O'Malley.
S3E2Visiting Old Friends
Oct 24, 20047mSarge and Caboose try to escape from a bizarre battle between two groups of unknown Red and Blue soldiers.
S3E3Let's Get Together
Nov 8, 20046mO'Malley sets his evil plans in motion, while the Reds and Blues debate their next move.
S3E4You're The Bomb, Yo
Nov 9, 20046mChurch and Grif get used to life on the inside, while Simmons and Donut attempt to reprogram the teleporters.
S3E5Make Your Time
Nov 10, 200410mThe Reds and Blues must work together to stop O'Malley and disable the ten megaton bomb inside Church's body.
S3E6We Must Rebuild
Nov 21, 20043mGrif and Simmons try to make sense of their new futuristic surroundings, while Caboose helps Donut with an important discovery.
S3E7New Toys
Dec 6, 20045mSarge and Donut attempt to fix the Warthog while O'Malley and Lopez inspect their new home.
S3E8The Greatest Episode Ever
Dec 16, 20044m(Episode 45.9) Available only to sponsors or on the Season 3 DVD and produced solely by Gustavo Sorola while the rest of the production crew had been out of town. This episode continues or replaces the events of episode 45, though is non-canon, and features paper cutouts as characters while portraying Simmons as a hero.
S3E9We're Being Watched
Dec 17, 20046mO'Malley and Lopez receive an unexpected visitor, and the Reds intercept a transmission from an old adversary.
S3E10It's A Biological Fact
Jan 17, 20055mThe Reds and Blues meet up with Tex and plot ways to infiltrate O'Malley's compound.
S3E11Heavy Metal
Jan 23, 20056mSarge and Tex lead an offensive against O’Malley, with Caboose doing some heavy lifting.
S3E12Roaming Charges
Feb 14, 20057mChurch seeks help from an ancient computer, while the Reds search for the missing head of Lopez.
S3E13Silver Linings
Mar 1, 200516mThe computer completes the teleporter and reveals its name to be Gary. Church teleports back to Blood Gulch shortly before the series begins. Another Church runs in and tells Gary to teleport him to Sidewinder instead, because he "screwed everything up." On Blood Gulch Church finds that he either has no effect, or causes the previous events by his presence.
S3E14Episode 50 Part 2
Mar 15, 20058mChurch discovers the event of the past are hard to change, and even harder to believe.
S3E15Have We Met?
Mar 22, 200510mChurch’s travels through time lead him into an unexpected temporal loop of confusion.
S3E16Let's Come To Order
Mar 28, 20054mTucker shows off his new bling while the Reds monkey about.
S3E17Hello My Name Is Andrew
Apr 11, 20055mThe Reds debate the source of an incoming distress signal while Caboose introduces everyone to his new friend.
S3E18Defusing The Situation
May 2, 20055mChurch tries to placate Andy, and Grif gets the wrong idea.
S3E19Calm Before The Storm
May 9, 20055mO’Malley and Lopez begin their attack… their very, very slow attack.
S3E20The Storm
May 18, 20058mChurch tries to figure out the prophecy of the “Great Destroyer” as O’Malley’s Robot Army inches closer.