Season 1
12 episodes · May 27, 2010
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- S1E1
Yellowcake
May 27, 2010After a client (former Iranian President Mahmoud Ahmadinejad) leaves behind a briefcase full of uranium powder known as yellowcake, Svetlana must decide on the best way to get rid of it.
- S1E2
Gumption
Jun 3, 2010Svetlana scrambles to interview and hire a new driver when her regular chauffeur quits.
- S1E3
Wish Fulfillment
Jun 10, 2010When Natasha expresses a desire to sleep with a black man, Svetlana attempts to lure one—with the help of some creative derriere augmentation.
- S1E4
Recession Special
Jun 17, 2010The Saint Petersburg House of Discreet Pleasure drops prices to attract recession-crippled customers—a move that yields unexpected turmoil.
- S1E5
Sex Faces
Jun 24, 2010Vlad applies for a job at an engineering laboratory, despite having a mostly hypothetical resumé. Meanwhile, Svetlana explores the benefits of botox injections.
- S1E6
Ointment
Jul 1, 2010Svetlana tries to avoid deportation after Steve annuls their marriage. Meanwhile, the family sets up shop in an occupied house.
- S1E7
You're Svencome
Jul 8, 2010The current resident of the house that the family has fashioned into a brothel isn't thrilled about his unwanted boarders, so Svetlana hatches a plan to extend their stay.
- S1E8
Crystal Methdown
Jul 15, 2010Vlad struggles with going to his first day at work while Svetlana supports Natasha's audition for a movie role. When an American girl wants to join the brothel as a prostitute Natasha must compete in a "Funtastic Fuckdown" contest.
- S1E9
Good Friggin Shabbes
Jul 22, 2010Svetlana's son Boris has been expelled from five schools due to misconduct so far. To avoid him being put into foster care, she desperately tries to get him into a Yeshiva school by pretending to be Jewish. Meanwhile, Marina's feelings for a Lesbian named Liam come to light, when she feels rejected and seeks revenge.
- S1E10
Eco-Shlong
Jul 29, 2010Svetlana receives a call from Michelle Obama personally asking her to make her business more energy conscious. The enterprising Svetlana decides that her brothel, St. Petersburg House of Discreet Pleasure, will invent an ecologically friendly dildo and humor ensues.
- S1E11
Throw Mama Back on the Plane
Aug 5, 2010Svetlana's aging mother pays a surprise visit from the old country with a seemingly impossible request.
- S1E12
Snatchengil for the Stars
Aug 12, 2010Svetlana becomes extremely jealous when she observes Vlad dancing with an attractive female acquaintance at her class. Meanwhile, Eddie resorts to drastic measures when Svetlana's old chauffeur asks for his job back.