Season 2
12 episodes · Apr 27, 2011
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- S2E1
Me Love You Decent Amount of Time
Apr 27, 2011An Asian brothel opens in the immediate neighborhood and draws many of Svetlana's clients away. While Svetlana fights back, her gay friend Jared investigates Vlad to determine his true sexual orientation.
- S2E2
Narnia
May 4, 2011After Eddie frames Svetlana for Phil's murder, she faces "five to life" in prison—and has trouble readjusting to civilian life after she's paroled. (Note: This episode ends with a music video entitled "Hos Before Bros," featuring music by Keith Atkins and lyrics by Kyle Perzanoski.)
- S2E3
Water-Board Certified
May 11, 2011Vlad is abducted by government officials and waterboarded while Svetlana tries to get rid of a negligible amount of belly weight gain.
- S2E4
Amerimorphation
May 18, 2011Svetlana pretends to be an all-American in order to become part of a documentary on American entrepreneurs.
- S2E5
Corkage Fee
May 25, 2011Svetlana turns to a plastic surgeon after her previous breast augmentation suffers a rupture. Meanwhile, Vlad makes a disastrous attempt at male prostitution. (Note: This episode features Iris Bahr in a secondary role as Sandy, a snide receptionist.)
- S2E6
Mom! Dad!
Jun 1, 2011Liam's disapproving parents threaten to ruin her wedding to Marina, which Svetlana is busy trying to organize.
- S2E7
Milking It
Jun 8, 2011When Natasha expresses a desire to adopt a baby, Svetlana calls in a favor and arranges to have a Haitian infant delivered to the house. However, when Tomas arrives, he isn't exactly what Svetlana was anticipating.
- S2E8
Outta Here Like Vladimir: Part 1 "Cookies and Cream"
Jun 15, 2011While taking out the trash, Vlad meets a pretty neighbor, Phoebe (Wendi McLendon-Covey), and immediately dumps Svetlana for her.
- S2E9
Outta Here Like Vladimir: Part II "URF"
Jun 22, 2011Svetlana, in despair, marries Vivek, an Indian man, and is trying everything to become a good housewife. Meanwhile, Vlad finds it harder and harder to cope with his new girlfriend's nymphomaniacal tendencies.
- S2E10
Yearning for Zionism
Jun 29, 2011Svetlana tries to prevent Vlad from pimping Natasha on the streets in the middle of the night—and ends up brainwashed by a religious cult.
- S2E11
Bringing Up Baby
Jul 6, 2011When Marina and Liam announce their desire for a baby, Svetlana goes looking for a suitable sperm donor.
- S2E12
Look It!
Jul 13, 2011An exterminator contaminates the brothel with poison spray and the family goes on their first ever camping trip to get fresh air.