Season 1
12 episodes · Jul 19, 2010
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- S1E1
Why 'Back to the Future' Is Secretly Horrifying
Jul 19, 20106mCracked's best writers highlight the disturbing logical implications of Back to the Future. Incest, suspected infedelity, rape, danger sluts, Calvin Kline, and white people started black history. Also, you ladies might want to stay away from Chuck Berry's restroom.
- S1E2
5 Classic Movie High Schools That Would Suck to Attend
Aug 30, 20105mThink your high school sucked? Try attending one of these..
- S1E3
Which Apocalypse Would Be the Most Fun?
Nov 18, 20106mYou should never lose sight of your priorities, even during the apocalypse.
- S1E4
Why The Harry Potter Universe Is Secretly Terrifying
Dec 20, 20105mSeriously? You don't feel the need to let those of us with nuclear weapons in on the dark wizard threatening to end the world?
- S1E5
How Breakfast Cereal Mascots Brainwashed You
Jan 31, 20115mLike "The Wire," but everyone's Omar.
- S1E6
Which Ninja Turtle Are You?: Life's Most Important Question
Mar 14, 20115mIn the wake of the astrological sign changes, a brand new episode of After Hours asks, "Wouldn't it be easier to just follow the astrology of the Ninja Turtles?"
- S1E7
Why 'Star Wars' Is Secretly Terrifying for Women
Apr 4, 20116mA brand spanking new episode of After Hours where we discuss women's rights, but only in a galaxy far far away.
- S1E8
Why Everyone Wants to Have Sex with Vampires
May 23, 20115mAt some point vampires went from monster to sex symbol. We explain why.
- S1E9
Why Batman is Secretly Terrible for Gotham
Jun 27, 20117mBruce Wayne could probably be prosecuted for his work as Wayne Enterprises CEO. And it's all so he can fight crime less efficiently than the police.
- S1E10
The Best Superpower (Is Not What You Think)
Jul 25, 20117mYou only get one super power. Choose wisely.
- S1E11
4 TV Ads That Depict Terrifying Alternate Universes
Sep 26, 20116mIf you could live in any TV commercial universe, which would you pick? Choose wisely.
- S1E12
4 Terrifying Psychology Lessons Behind Famous Movie Monsters
Oct 24, 20117mA brand new After Hours gets to the heart of why you wet the bed until you were eleven.