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S7E1Kids Are A-Holes
Dec 14, 2016Kerry, Miles, and Gavin talk about the messed up things they used to do when they were little kids; everything from stripping in public to forcing their siblings into toilets. Kids really are assholes. Audio from RT Podcast #375
S7E2The Loud and Proud Co-Worker
Jan 6, 2017Burnie and Gus reminisce about a former co-worker who had some "annoying habits." Apparently he was really proud of his cell phone and also about his mad pinball skills. Audio from RT Podcast #374
S7E3Jeremy's Big Break
Jan 14, 2017Jeremy goes through a wild ride after sustaining an injury during a high school football game. From Off Topic Podcast #37
S7E4Strangers' Things
Jan 20, 2017The gang discuss awkward interactions with strangers, and their tactics for dealing with them. Audio from RT Podcast #396
S7E5A Tale of Copper & Quartz
Jan 27, 2017Gus and Esther take a trip to the National History Museum, and come across someone confused about what a diamond is, and suspicious cashier who wants to horde shiny pennies. Audio from RT Podcast #393
S7E6Burnie's Got Jokes
Feb 3, 2017Burnie tells a couple of his favorite jokes from when he was little. Whether they're good or not is up to you. Audio from RT Podcast #395 - Post Show
S7E7Miles' Counselor Story
Feb 10, 2017Miles has some embarrassing moments while doing some team building exercises. Audio from RT Podcast #322
S7E8Geoff's Burger Discount
Feb 17, 2017Geoff accidentally gets a discount at a divey burger joint for several months, and makes the mistake of asking why. Audio from Off Topic Podcast #2
S7E9Gavin or Gaggle
Feb 23, 2017It's a new twist on a classic! Gavin and Burnie play the most disgusting game ever imagined: Gavin or Gaggle! Not safe for lunch. Audio from RT Podcast #383
S7E10Chris' Love Delivery
Mar 3, 2017Chris uses a grocery delivery service but finds himself attracted to the delivery girl, so he keeps ordering groceries in order to ask her out. Audio from RT Podcast #396
S7E11Breaking Conventions, Touching Glass
Mar 10, 2017Back when Halo 3 was released, Gus and Burnie go to a convention that had more people working there than people attending. So they played Halo. Burnie also talks about not touching any fucking glass. Audio from RT Podcast #374
S7E12Geoff Ramsey: Best Dad Ever?
Mar 17, 2017Geoff tells a couple stories about how it's hard to be a parent when you know you're really good at it, but aren't appreciated by your kid. Audio from Off Topic Podcast #24
S7E13Bikes, Food, & Farts
Mar 24, 2017A plethora of tales ranging from stole bikes turned into unicycles, mysterious food items left on the ground, and Gavin's fart-riddled life. Fun times ahead! Audio from Off Topic #18 and RT Podcast #382
S7E14Don't Talk at the Gym
Mar 31, 2017Michael tries to avoid a dude at the gym who likes talking and being punched, but can't seem to shake him no matter where he goes. Audio from Off Topic #2
S7E15Forgetful Pills, Automatic Recovery
Apr 7, 2017In an attempt to make his life easier, Miles does something really complicated to help him remember to take his medicine. Burnie's older brother does something mean (surprising), and Gavin witnesses a person save himself from injury automatically. From Rooster Teeth Podcasts \#322, #368, #374
S7E16Jeremy & Michael Get Hurt
Apr 15, 2017Assuming the title wasn't descriptive enough, in this episode of RTAA, Jeremy and Michael each regale us of times from their childhood in which they sustained some crazy injuries. Audio from Off Topic Podcast #37
S7E17Stinky Ride-Share Farts
Apr 19, 2017Gavin finds himself in a stinky situation when his uber driver farts and he doesn't know the proper etiquette of how to deal with it. Audio from Rooster Teeth Podcast #392
S7E18Gus' Sharkdanko Interview
Apr 28, 2017During the interview for his global entry or whatever, Gus finds himself in an odd office with an odd government official who likes movies. Audio from Rooster Teeth Podcast #390
S7E19Roombas With Guns, Sharpies in Butts
May 5, 2017The Off Topic guys ponder the big questions in life, like "What would happen if you strapped a gun to a roomba?", "How was Rooster Teeth Started?", and "Is Geoff gay??" Find out the answers! Audio from Off Topic podcast #31 and Off Topic podcast #18
S7E20Gavin and the Annoying German
May 12, 2017Sitting next to an annoying person on a plane is never fun. But when that guy is fat and German and does gross stuff next to Gavin, then it's hilarious. Audio from RT Podcast #374
S7E21Chris Strikes Out
May 20, 2017Geoff and Michael watch from afar as Chris tries his best to talk to a group of ladies. It is, to say the least, hard to watch. Audio from Off Topic podcast #25
S7E22Miles' Fake ID Excursion
May 26, 2017Miles recalls the time he found someone's ID, for which he could use to get into bars before turning the legal drinking age. Needless to say, it doesn't go smoothly. Audio from Always Open podcast #24
S7E23Porta-Potty Blowjob
Jun 2, 2017Gavin tries to use a porta-potty but a strange gentleman interrupts his tinkle time to do a quick bump. Then he wants a blowjob. Look, it's weird, just watch it. Audio from Rooster Teeth Podcast #404
S7E24Ding Dong Ditchers
Jun 9, 2017Teen Blaine and his teen friends decide to do a very teen activity and ding dong ditch a girl they like. But it's all fun and games until they get tracked down. Audio from Rooster Teeth Podcast #398
S7E25Gus' Turbulent Urination
Jun 26, 2017Gus has to pee while on a flight, but has a rough time when the plane experiences some pretty intense turbulence. Audio from Rooster Teeth Podcast #401
S7E26Hands Free Peeing & Hulking Out
Jul 3, 2017Gus talks urinal etiquette and Blaine remembers one of his worst halloween costumes. Audio from Rooster Teeth Podcast #361
S7E27Cock Block Cop
Jul 10, 2017A heartstruck teenage Chris tries to get some alone time with a girl by going to a park for a make-out sesh. However, there's a cop who is apparently set to block Chris at every attempt. Audio from Rooster Teeth Podcast #398
S7E28Barbara vs The Old Man
Jul 17, 2017There is legend of an old man who lives in the same apartment complex as Blaine and Aaron. Is he a ghost? Is he lonely? Many have speculated, but few know for certain. Audio from Rooster Teeth Podcast #386
S7E29Sticks & Flowers
Jul 18, 2017Joel goes to the doctor to get his bladder photographed. Unfortunately, it's not as easy (or as painless) as he hoped it would be. Then he insults pregnant women. Audio from Rooster Teeth Podcast #433
S7E30Mugged Miles
Jul 25, 2017Miles talks about the time he accidentally got mugged and didn't know he was getting mugged? Or he didn't know he almost bought a knife. Confidence is key, kids. Audio from Rooster Teeth Podcast #398
S7E31Joker Sex
Aug 7, 2017Miles tells his most embarrassing sex story which involves him roleplaying as the Joker. Probably the most cringe worthy thing he's ever done... as of right now.
S7E32Breast Kind of Greeting
Aug 14, 2017Gus finds Burnie's porn stash and Ashley has a new habit of touching breasts with all her female co-workers. Gavin and Gus give her something to be jealous of. Audio from Rooster Teeth Podcast: RTX Sydney 2017 & Rooster Teeth Podcast # 440
S7E33Michael's Bathroom Blastoff
Aug 16, 2017Michael takes the Banana Sprite Challenge and the results are explosive! Audio from Last Call #11
S7E34Denise Tries The Moonshine
Aug 21, 2017Denise tries the leftover peach moonshine from RTX and has some choice words for Michael. From Off Topic #86
S7E35Covered In Kittens
Aug 28, 2017Michael gets to be covered in kittens and makes sure that Lindsay is both angry and jealous. Audio from Off Topic #17
S7E36Drowning for Power
Sep 11, 2017Brandon tries bonding with his Father-in Law and almost drowns him in the process.
S7E37Macaroni Makeout
Sep 18, 2017Jeremy talks about a couple that have no shame at the Macaroni Grill. How romantic.
S7E38Tornado Punches
Sep 25, 2017Both Jeremy and Chris have stories about punches thrown during a Tornado. What are the odds? Audio from Off Topic #88
S7E39Don't Trust the Blue
Oct 2, 2017Burnie recalls the first time he ever blacked out from drinking. Audio from Rooster Teeth Podcast #443 Post Show
S7E40TP and PP on the Seat
Oct 9, 2017Chris has some weird bathroom habits that he gets called out on. Audio from Off Topic # 88
S7E41Geoff's Spring Break Spite Beard
Oct 16, 2017Geoff has had it with Griffon taking his razor and grows a beard out of spite - He also recalls the last time he blacked out and things get wild. Audio from Off Topic #51 Audio from RT Sponsor Cut
S7E42Chris' Fake Fiance
Oct 23, 2017Chris arrives early for his Tinder date, and is roped into saving a complete stranger from her pursuer. Together, they come up with a lie that may deter the man, but Chris might get more than he bargained for in return. Audio from Rooster Teeth Podcast #448
S7E43Favorite RTAAs That Definitely, Probably, Might Have Happened
Oct 30, 2017Burnie and Gus improv their way to remembering their favorite RTAAs and the results are out of this world.
S7E44Construction Conspiracy
Nov 6, 2017Burnie has had enough of the constant construction around Austin. Gus and Gavin do their best to calm him down.
S7E45Drunk Baby Sitting
Nov 13, 2017Miles gets stuck at work one night watching over drunk Chris and Blaine. Some remember it better than others.
S7E47Sore About Syringes
Nov 27, 2017Geoff reluctantly goes to the doctor for the first time in a while. He's gonna get some shots while he's there.
S7E49Aarons Astrology Standoff
Dec 11, 2017Aaron tells a story about a crazy boss he once had and the out of this world interview process that landed him the job.
S7E50Birds, Bees, And B.O
Dec 18, 2017Becca and Blaine reminisce about how growing up and hitting THAT age was great.... it wasn't. Audio from Rooster Teeth Podcast #454 Post Show
S7E51Becca's Inconvenient BM
Dec 25, 2017Becca has fortunately never shit herself, but she's come close! One such occasion was in an inconveniently underconstruction convenient store. Audio from Rooster Teeth Podcast #427
S7E52Gavin's AC Anomaly
Jan 1, 2018Gavin calls a repair man to fix his house, but instead makes it worse. Audio from Off Topic Podcast #57
S7E53Snowboard Slam
Jan 8, 2018Michael has been snowboarding only one time and of course he hit someone.