2019
52 episodes · Jan 7, 2019
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S9E1Mind Blowing Magician
Jan 7, 20193mTrevor invites Geoff out to see a magician while in Vegas and its probably the best show he's ever seen. Audio from: Off Topic Podcast #140
S9E2Wrong Name Right
Jan 14, 20193mSometimes people can't quite think of the right words to describe things, but that leads to some funny situations! Audio from: Off Topic Podcast #143
S9E3Chris' Great European Adventure - Part 1
Jan 21, 20193mChris gets a little confused booking his European adventure after RTX London. Audio from: Rooster Teeth Podcast #496
S9E4Chris' Great European Adventure - Part 2
Jan 28, 20193mChris prepares for a night out in a Berlin sex club. Audio from: Rooster Teeth Podcast #496
S9E5Chris' Great European Adventure - Part 3
Feb 4, 20193mChris makes a special friend and pushes his limits in a Berlin sex club. Audio from: Rooster Teeth Podcast #496
S9E6Divorce Court - Part 1
Feb 11, 20193mBlaine may be the reason for Jon's divorce, but how deep does the truth go? Audio from: Rooster Teeth Podcast #492
S9E7Divorce Court - Part 2
Feb 18, 20193mThe story continues with Blaine's big debut in court as a straight friend of Jon's and nothing more. Audio from: Rooster Teeth Podcast #492
S9E8Laxifish
Feb 25, 20192mDid you know fish can get constipated? Burnie and Ashley didn't and they have to try to save their fish from a poopy death. Audio from: Rooster Teeth Podcast #490
- S9E9
Birthday Soup
Mar 4, 20192mChris can be so sentimental sometimes. Who wouldn't cherish and save the puke they had at their 21st birthday party? Fortunately, Chris took it upon him self to make sure his friend had that opportunity! Audio from: Rooster Teeth Podcast # 510
- S9E10
Siriously Accidental
Mar 11, 20193mBurnie gets trolled by Siri leading to a misunderstanding all the way over at Xbox. Audio from: Rooster Teeth Podcast # 500
- S9E11
Still More Plane Stories
Mar 18, 20193mYou'd think the plane stories would end eventually, but the gang of Always Open still has some fresh ones for ya. Audio from: Always Open #79
- S9E12
Andy Andy Yes Papa
Mar 25, 20192mAndy and Max play out a scene where Baby Andy killed his mom and immediately got hooked on hard core drugs. Audio from: On the Spot 128
- S9E13
Gus Gets Some Sugar
Apr 1, 20193mGus made the simple mistake of wanting a coke one night and got a confrontation he wasn't prepared for. Audio from: Rooster Teeth Podcast #500
- S9E14
Big Red
Apr 8, 20192mMiles goes tribal and forgets how to function in society. Audio from Rooster Teeth Podcast #493
- S9E15
Dil-Do or Do Not
Apr 15, 20192mBlaine's sexual fantasy comes true when he discovers there is a huge market for Star Wars themed sex toys. Audio from Always Open: Still Open #61
- S9E16
GusVsUSPS
Apr 22, 20193mGus has really had it with all his lost packages, the USPS can't keep getting away with this. Audio from Rooster Teeth Podcast #515
- S9E17
FightClubCruise
Apr 29, 20192mBurnie has been made aware of a news story where a family cruise got a little wild when one group decided the boat belonged to them! Audio from Rooster Teeth Podcast #480
- S9E18
Damien Does His Best
May 6, 20193mMiles and Kyle raise a child of their very own in their Sonic Adventure 2 playthrough and learn that tough love sometimes works? Audio from Backwardz Compatible #2, 3, and 5
- S9E19
Vengeful Cats
May 13, 20193mGavin explains Smee's weird habit every time Dan comes to visit, and Miles tells a cat story from the past. Audio from: Rooster Teeth Podcast #446
- S9E20
Waiter Strikes Later
May 20, 20193mKerry remembers a traumatizing moment from his past, but gets interrupted by Burnie who reveals a little too much about himself. Audio from: Rooster Teeth Podcast #493
- S9E21
Power Pound Friends
May 27, 20192mNick and Kirk are forced to come up with a smashing new movie idea. Audio from: On The Spot #129
- S9E22
Peeing Private Ramsey
Jun 3, 20193mGeoff takes revenge by wizzing on things. Audio from: Rooster Teeth Podcast #491
- S9E23
Barbara Punkelman 6
Jun 10, 20192mBarbara does what she does best! Audio from: Rooster Teeth Podcast and Always Open
- S9E24
Burnie Sims
Jun 17, 20192mBurnie is sometimes hard to communicate with, so Gavin and Barb use Sims tactics to get him to focus. Audio from: Rooster Teeth Podcast #509
- S9E25
Dirty Talk
Jun 24, 20193mTurns out Ashley is no good at dirty talk, much to Burnie's dismay. Audio from: Rooster Teeth Podcast #502
- S9E26
Basco Tattoos
Jul 1, 20193mDante Bosco has some feelings about having his face tattooed on people. The rest of the gang dream of who they'd get tattooed on themselves! Audio from: Fan Service #29
- S9E27
Excuse-inal Support Animals
Jul 8, 20192mNot just dogs or cats, any animal should qualify as a support animal, right? Audio from: Rooster Teeth Podcast #518
- S9E28
Meanest Angriest Animal
Jul 15, 20193mBurnie, Gus, and Geoff reminisce about a long forgotten part of their lives. Shamus the cat brought terror to all of them. Audio from: Rooster Teeth Podcast #520
- S9E29
Nuthin Like Huffin
Jul 22, 20192mBack in ancient times when Burnie and Geoff were kids, more than a few things were sniffed excessively. Audio from: Rooster Teeth Podcast #520
- S9E30
Gameshow of Love
Jul 29, 20193mThe cast of Always Open talks about being in love and gets motivated to find Yssa her true love. Audio from: Always Open # 84
- S9E31
Whale Cops
Aug 5, 20192mHow many whales does it take until someone calls the police? Audio: Rooster Teeth Podcast Post Show #514
- S9E32
Moon Walker Isolation
Aug 12, 20192mWhat if a face hugger got a hold of Michael Jackson? Would the King of Pop be even more thrilling as an Alien hybrid? Audio from: Backwardz Compatible #13, 2015
- S9E33
RT in Japan
Aug 19, 20193mJapan is more of a culture shock than expected for some of the RT crew. Audio from: Rooster teeth Podcast 511
- S9E34
Boat Body Burnie
Aug 26, 20193mBurnie thinks he can swim the English Channel but gets told the many reasons he definitely could not. Audio from: Rooster Teeth Podcast #515
- S9E35
Lindsay Holiday Rally
Sep 2, 20193mLindsay tries to be THAT family member at a holiday party and it goes exactly how she wanted it to. Audio from: Always Open #11
- S9E36
Gus vs. Amazon
Sep 9, 20193mGus decides to mix things up with his Amazon shipment. Little does he know the convenience he seeks is further than he expected. Audio from: Rooster Teeth Podcast #525
- S9E37
Blaine the Christmas Crasher
Sep 16, 20193mBlaine didn't have enough partying at the RT Christmas Bash, so he decided to crash other parties around town. Audio from: Rooster Teeth Podcast #523
- S9E38
The Scarier Pigeon
Sep 23, 20193mGus thinks a pigeon is following him around. He's probably imagining it........ or is he? Audio from: Rooster Teeth Podcast Post Show # 547
- S9E39
Hawaiian Aloha
Sep 30, 20192mBurnie and Gavin have a battle in the bathroom right before the podcast. Audio from: Rooster Teeth Podcast # 487
- S9E40
Three Small Boars
Oct 7, 20194mThanks to Wizards of the Coast for sponsoring this video. Learn more about Magic the Gathering’s Throne of Eldraine here: https://magic.wizards.com/en/products/throne-of-eldraine "Three Small Boars" is a tale of suspense and intrigue that is sure to give you a healthy fear of the unknown. Audio from: Rooster Teeth Podcast #563
- S9E41
Grossest Insert
Oct 14, 20192mWhat's the nastiest thing that has ever entered your mouth? Gavin and Michael give us the gross details. Audio from: Rooster Teeth Podcast #345
- S9E42
The Pickling Problem
Oct 21, 20193mWhat exactly is a dill pickle? You may or may not find out in this RTAA. Audio from: Rooster Teeth Podcast # 522
- S9E43
Lucid Selfies-Coffee Water
Oct 28, 20192mGavin has trouble taking pictures in his dreams, while Gus goes on journey to get some terrible coffee. Audio from: Rooster Teeth Podcast # 516 & 535
- S9E44
Halloween Ball
Nov 4, 20193mThe gang discusses what they'll be for Halloween, while Gus re-lives his decision from last year. Audio from: Rooster Teeth Podcast #345
- S9E45
Bobbing for Sticks
Nov 11, 20192mChris is dead and is in hell. His demon guide Clayton runs down the rules of how Chris could potentially earn his dick back. Audio from: Good Morning from Hell #1
- S9E46
Burnie Burned
Nov 18, 20193mBurnie thinks he can get sunburned from a campfire. He definitely can't, but he tries to defend his case. Audio from: Rooster Teeth Podcast #527
- S9E47
Hands On Mistake
Nov 25, 20193mMiles opens the door to a WORLD of germy problems. Audio from: Always Open # 91
- S9E48
Napoleon's Complex
3mClayton and Chris are given a tour of Napoleon Bonaparte's new apartment complex in hell. It's quite the sight. Audio from: Good Morning from Hell #1
- S9E49
3 Soups 2 Many
Dec 9, 20193mChris eats some soup and makes a BIG deal about it. Audio from: Rooster Teeth Podcast # 524
- S9E50
Smith Squad
Dec 16, 20192mMiles and Kerry have an idea for a movie starting every character Will Smith has ever played. Audio from: On the Spot: 100
- S9E51
That's a Lotta Roaches
Dec 23, 20193mSome news of super cockroaches spurs an interesting conversation. Audio from: Rooster Teeth Podcast # 524
- S9E52
Chris Is Not Invited
Dec 30, 20193mClayton and Stalin throw a party in Chris's house, but he's not allowed to attend. Audio from: Good Morning from Hell #5