Season 9
30 episodes · Jan 5, 2017
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- S9E1
Tinder Profile Picture Day (2)
Jan 5, 20173mIf your picture’s a selfie it looks like you don’t have friends.
- S9E2
The Horrors of Hungover Traveling
Jan 10, 20173mPretty much exactly as awesome as it sounds.
- S9E3
Bizarre Amazon Product Reviews (2)
Jan 12, 20174mThe twirling spaghetti fork pairs exceptionally well with the wine purse.
- S9E4
I Need More Intel: Is That Hot Guy Gay?
Jan 13, 20173mShirtless bro pics are always a red herring.
- S9E5
Dogs Are Practice Babies
Jan 17, 20173mDon’t forget: this will still be a destructive, constantly shitting nightmare.
- S9E6
Horror Movie Girl Is Embarrassed She’s a Virgin
Jan 19, 20175mEveryone knows the pants wiener is inflated by massaging on the private areas.
- S9E7
How to Wash a Goddamn Dish
Jan 28, 20172mDon’t worry – it’s so easy, there’s literally no reason not to do it, you entitled piece of sh*t.
- S9E8
Fake News Investigative Journalists
Feb 7, 20173mThe truth is powerful, and it takes constant vigilance to drown out that truth with noise.
- S9E9
Awkward at Parties Horror Movie (with Allison Williams and Lil Rel)
Feb 17, 20173mA party guest most foul.
- S9E10
Stressagains: The Restaurant for Stress-Eating
Feb 17, 20173mJust like the momentary distraction your mom used to make!
- S9E11
Movie Make-Up Makes Acting Hard
Mar 3, 20174mWhen it comes to make-up, less is muhhrrrrrrrg.
- S9E12
Extremely Real People Who Are Definitely Not Actors
Mar 8, 20172mAudition? What’s that, some sort of exciting new Ford truck model?
- S9E13
5 Tips for People Who Don’t Understand Taxes
Mar 9, 20172mDoing your taxes is easy if you make stuff up.
- S9E14
Oh No, Why Is This Trending?! (2017 Edition)
Mar 23, 20174mLegend has it people used to tweet tiny, comical stories, known colloquially as “jokes” or “goofs”.
- S9E15
We Found Sinbad’s Shazaam Genie Movie!
Apr 1, 20173mI told you “Kazaam” was a different movie!
- S9E20
An Honest Call with Your Bank
May 4, 20173mOh, a problem with my account? Well, prepare for a tantrum that blames you personally.
- S9E23
The Relationship Simulator Bed
May 27, 20174mWhat’s a couple hours of sleep every night for love?
- S9E25
I Can’t Decide What My Last Meal Should Be
Jun 18, 20174mWhy don’t we both get something, and we can share?
- S9E26
Porn, but for Crying
Jun 22, 20173mOh, yeah, fit that injured puppy with a lil’ prosthetic leg.
- S9E27
These Incriminating Photos Look Amazing
Aug 3, 20173mIs this blackmailer’s evidence of you looking fucking hot or committing a crime?
- S9E28
Hinting That You’re Also into Guys
Aug 12, 20174mOk, they’re gay. Now, for a super chill, totally laid-back way to just like CASUALLY hint that you are too or whatever.
- S9E29
Your Favorite Shameful Flavors As Chips
Aug 19, 20172mNew from Chompsky’s: All the shameful self-hatred of eating peanut butter with a spoon, in the convenience of a potato chip!
- S9E30
Sorry My Car Is So Gross
Aug 22, 20173mSure, it’s a little messy, but there are so many places to ash!