Season 13
197 episodes · Aug 29, 2005
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- S13E33
Show #2446
Oct 19, 2005The Rock and 13-year-old piano prodigy Kit Armstrong appear on tonights show.
- S13E34
Show #2447
Oct 20, 2005Houston Astros pitcher (and 2006 NLCS MVP) Roy Oswalt presents the Top Ten; with a little help from Dave, Madonna rides a horse for the first time since a much-publicized incident two months earlier; Melissa Etheridge performs "I Run For Life."
- S13E35
Show #2448
Oct 21, 2005Gavin MacLeod (in full Captain Steubing regalia) makes a few football prognostications; Al Franken promotes his new book; Al Green performs "Everything's Okay."
- S13E44
Steve Martin, the Teutul family from "American Chopper"
Nov 10, 2005During "Audience Show & Tell," Dave meets a couple of film extras; Michael Sessions (the 18-year-old mayor of Hillside, Michigan) presents the Top Ten; Steve Martin sings with a choir and rides a motorcycle built by the Teutel boys.
- S13E47
Joaquin Phoenix, Trisha Yearwood
Nov 15, 2005Over at Hello Deli, a lady from Des Moines, Iowa correctly guesses that Rupert is singing a Toby Keith song; Joaquin Phoenix promotes Walk The Line; Trisha Yearwood performed "Trying to Love You."
- S13E51
George Clooney, Ashlee Simpson
Nov 21, 2005Dave shocks the audience with the news that Oprah Winfrey will be a guest on the show a week from Thursday; Biff undergoes Lasek eye surgery; George Clooney promotes "Syriana."
- S13E53
Stupid Pet Tricks, Claire Danes, Big Boi
Nov 23, 2005President Bush drops by the theater but somehow gets himself locked out; in honor of Oprah's appearance next week, Dave gives everyone in the audience free vodka and Lipitor; throughout the night, Professor Robert Mundell tells Rodney Dangerfield jokes; Alan abruptly starts singing The Black Eyed Peas' "My Humps."
- S13E55
John Malkovich, NASCAR Nextel Cup winner, Jim Gaffigan
Nov 25, 2005Johnny Dark tries to sell Dave a 18-pound lobster; John Malkovich shares an amusing anecdote about his mother; race-car driver Tony Stewart plays "Joe Gibbs or Monkey?"
- S13E56
Stupid Human Tricks, Amanda Peet
Nov 28, 2005Dave orders some decaf coffee from Starbucks; Dave reveals the giant Oprah photo in the backdrop again, then puts a much smaller photo of Regis right next to it; Amanda Peet promotes Syriana; The Darkness perform "Is It Just Me?"
- S13E63
Stephen Colbert, Aqualung
Dec 14, 2005Dave participates in a Holiday toy demonstration; Biff tells "It's so cold..." jokes; Aqualung performs "Brighter Than Sunshine."
- S13E67
Bonnie Hunt, Stephen A. Smith
Dec 20, 2005Tonights guests include Bonnie Hunt and Stephen A. Smith.
- S13E71
Heather Graham, Fall Out Boy
Jan 2, 2006Dave explains how he ordered Sue Hum to make a cupcake costume just for heck of it; Biff reads a movie review from the newspaper; Heather Graham promotes her new sitcom; Fall Out Boy performs "Dance, Dance."
- S13E72
Bill O'Reilly, Eric Bana
Jan 3, 2006Tonights guests include Bill O'Reilly and Eric Bana.
- S13E75
Amy Sedaris, Dennis Regan, the Temptations
Jan 6, 2006Johnny Dark "celebrates" 39 years as a CBS page; Alan makes predictions for 2006; The Temptations perform "My Girl."
- S13E76
Albert Brooks, Kristin Cavallari
Jan 9, 2006The apparent theme of the night is "Love Train"; Albert Brooks sings "Thanks to the Memories" believing that Dave is retiring; "Laguna Beach" star Kristen Cavallari promotes her new reality show.
- S13E77
Scarlett Johannsen, Tiki Barber, Imogen Heap
Jan 10, 2006Dave demands that the O'Jays perform "Love Train" on the show; Alan criticizes "Dancing with the Stars," then starts prancing around in a gold shirt; Scarlett Johansson (in her first appearance on the show in eight years) promotes Match Point.
- S13E81
Martin Lawrence, Kari Byron, Matisyahu
Jan 16, 2006Dave laments the Colts' playoff loss and teases with retirement again; Alan's alter ego "Fat Momma Kalter" storms out of the theater; Matisyahu performs "King Without a Crown."
- S13E82
Tatum O'Neal, Jeff MacGregor
Jan 17, 2006Dave wears the skin of a roasted chicken on his head; Rupert and the models are subject to a pizza taste test; "Is This Anything?" is revived to Dave's delight; "Leyan Lo" (the new world record-holder for solving a Rubik's Cube) fails to beat his personal best and melts down onstage.
- S13E83
Kate Beckinsale, Bob Saget
Jan 18, 2006Tonights guests include Kate Beckinsale and Bob Saget.
- S13E85
Charles Grodin, Jordana Brewster
Jan 20, 2006A cop from New Jersey pleads the fifth on "Know Your Current Events"; Johnny Dark comments on Dave's heart; Charles Grodin defends his performance in the 1976 remake of King Kong.
- S13E87
Bernie Mac, Beth Orton
Jan 24, 2006Dave celebrates 2,500 shows at CBS with "Staffer Memories"; a recent graduate from Penn State is invited to ride a taxi pantsless; Dave and Emma Thompson instigate a pie fight.
- S13E88
Mischa Barton, Jeff Altman, Wicked Wisdom
Jan 25, 2006Esteban sits in with the band; Jeff Altman shares an amusing story about Johnny Carson; Wicked Wisdom (a band with Jada Pinkett-Smith on lead vocals) performs "Something Inside of Me."
- S13E90
P Diddy, Train
Feb 3, 2006Paul does his "Carnac" homage again during "Stump The Band"; Olympic snowboarder Seth Wescott presents the Top Ten; Pat Farmer drops stale chips and dip onto 53rd Street; Train performed "Cab."
- S13E91
Harrison Ford, Michael Bublé
Feb 6, 2006Comedian Andy Kindler reports from Super Bowl XL; Steelers quarterback Ben Roethlisberger gets his beard shaved off by Dave and an audience member; Harrison Ford announces that he's in "a bubble of giddiness."
- S13E93
Rachel Weisz, Beastie Boys
Feb 8, 2006Biff pretends to report from the Grammys; "Stupid Human Tricks" includes a woman who whistles the theme from The Andy Griffith Show with her toes; The Beastie Boys perform "So What'cha Want" with several audience members holding handheld camcorders.
- S13E94
Senator John McCain, Heidi Klum
Feb 9, 2006Tonights guests include Senator John McCain and Heidi Klum.
- S13E104
Amanda Peet, Jack Hanna
Feb 23, 2006Amanda Peet and Jack Hanna are featured guests plus Peter Griffin of Family Guy presents the Top Ten!
- S13E106
Bruce Willis, The Strokes
Feb 27, 2006Tonights guests include Bruce Willis and The Strokes.
- S13E108
Sarah Jessica Parker
Mar 1, 2006Declaring that there are "more monkeys than ever," Dave meets the 2006 monkey-calling champions; Chef Giada De Laurentiis makes veal scallops for Dave and Sarah Jessica Parker (but not Paul).
- S13E110
Ricky Gervais, The Subways
Mar 3, 2006Johnny Dark gives a tour of the theater; "Will It Float?" travels to Trump Tower; Ricky Gervais promotes his new children's book; The Subways perform "Rock and Roll Queen."
- S13E121
Antonio Banderas, Patrice Oneal, Flaming Lips
Mar 30, 2006Dave promises a box of Explod-O-Pop popcorn to every member of the audience; Liza Minnelli performs "I'm Glad I'm Not Young Anymore" to celebrate her 60th birthday; Al Lubel riffs on voting and anti-depressents.
- S13E130
Craig Furguson, Alexis Bledel, Tom Russell
Apr 19, 2006Dave sits down with fellow talk-show host Craig Furguson. He also talks with Gilmore Girls star Alexis Bledel, and Tom Russell.
- S13E131
Piedmont Bird Callers, Michael Douglas, Emmylou Harris, Mark Knopfler
Apr 27, 2006Tonights guests include Keri Russell, Brian and Tina Miser and Jerry Lee Lewis.
- S13E143
Kid Scientists, William Shatner, Angels & Airwaves
May 15, 2006Dave orders a reluctant Rupert to eat at Ranch 1; "True Tales of the Late Show Interns" expose the dark underbelly of the show's goings-on backstage; Debra Messing discusses childrearing.
- S13E144
Debra Messing, Chris Russo
May 16, 2006Dave previews some of the new TV shows premiring in the fall; Bruce Willis tries to hold his breath underwater for nine minutes; Goldfrapp performed "Lost Cause."
- S13E145
Bruce Willis, Goldfrapp
May 17, 2006Tonights guests include Rebecca Romijn from "X-Men 3: The Last Stand" and The Eagles of Death Metal.
- S13E146
Stupid Pet Tricks, Rebecca Romijn, Eagles of Death Metal
May 18, 2006Tonight's guests include Jennifer Garner from "Alias" and Mary Cheney (author of "Now It's My Turn").
- S13E147
Jennifer Garner, Harry Hill
May 19, 2006Several staffers give advice to college graduates; Martha Stewart finally opens up to Dave about prison life, Criss Angel falls into a woodchipper and survives; the Dixie Chicks performed "Not Ready To Make Nice."
- S13E148
Martha Stewart, Dixie Chicks, Criss Angel
May 22, 2006Dave sends Rupert into the nearby Jamba Juice; Martin Short sings the virtues of the NSA; Biff comments on the Barry Bonds controversy; James Blunt performed "High."
- S13E149
Martin Short, James Blunt
May 23, 2006Dave reveals the hot new toys for Christmas (seven months early); Jennifer Aniston dodges questions about her relationship with Vince Vaughn; Rob Zombie performs "America Witch."
- S13E150
Jennifer Aniston, Rob Zombie
May 24, 2006Several naval officers participate in "Stump the Band"; tonight's "Immigrant Success Stories" segment fails to give a through profile to Dr. Henry Kissinger; Dave and Jesse James discuss welding.
- S13E161
Sandra Bullock, Widespread Panic
Jun 15, 2006Iraqi terrorist Abu Hamza Al-Muhajir is spotted in the audience; Robert Duvall discusses some of the movies he has appeared in and his wife�s family in Argentina; Sonic Youth performed "Incinerate."
- S13E166
Meryl Streep, Yellowcard
Jun 22, 2006For the first time in several years, Dave asks Steph/Monty to imitate her ex-boyfriend's dancing abilities; Al Gore discusses global warming and the current state of American politics; Rock Kills Kid performed "Paralyzed."
- S13E167
Al Gore, Rock Kills Kid
Jun 23, 2006Sue Hum walks towards a camera onstage for the sole purpose of applying lipstick; Kevin Spacey shares an amusing anecdote about Courtney Love and Peter O'Toole; The Streets perform "When You Wasn't Famous."
- S13E169
Anne Hathaway, Jim Gaffigan, Dashboard Confessional
Jun 27, 2006The Family Feud board is resurrected; Dave observes film footage of a monkey undergoing a root canal; Fred Willard tells a dirty joke; Martha Wainwright performed Leonard Cohen's "Tower of Song."
- S13E171
Johnny Depp, Broken Social Scene
Jun 29, 2006Dave shows a photo of The Doors in response to a pre-show audience question; Tom Brokaw plugs his new book; Paul Simon performs "Outrageous."
- S13E177
Anderson Cooper, Greg Fitzsimmons
Jul 14, 2006Tonight's guests include Kate Hudson and Patrice O'Neal.
- S13E178
Kate Hudson, Patrice O'Neal
Jul 17, 2006A man on the street showers himself under the Late Show Shower-Cam; in honor of her 85th birthday, Dorothy presents the Top Ten; Bryce Dallas Howard promotes "Lady in the Water."
- S13E179
Regis Philbin, Bryce Dallas Howard
Jul 18, 2006Tonights guests include Uma Thurman and Morgan Spurlock.
- S13E180
Uma Thurman, Morgan Spurlock, egg catchers Brad Freeman and Patrick Breault
Jul 19, 2006Tonight's guests include Martin Short and Pink.
- S13E181
Martin Short, Pink
Jul 20, 2006Sue Hum asks Dave if he could make change for a twenty; the show is interrupted by a phony CBS Special Report; Donald Trump is escorted onstage by four Miss Universe contestants; the Sam Roberts Band performed "Bridge to Nowhere."
- S13E182
Donald Trump, Nick Griffin, Sam Roberts
Jul 21, 2006Dave and Gerard discuss Christie Brinkley's divorce before the show; 2006 Tour de France winner "Floyd Landis" takes a victory lap around the theater; Shannon Eis and Dave goof around during a "New Summer Toys" segment; India.Arie performs "There's Hope."
- S13E184
Greg Kinnear, reptile expert Dr. Darrel Frost, Tapes 'n Tapes
Jul 25, 2006A short comedy bit involving Dave, Sue Hum, and a bowl of gazpacho is botched; Dave examines Scarlett Johansson's teeth; the Teutel Boys from "American Chopper" show off their newest souped-up cycle, the OCC Splitback.
- S13E185
Scarlett Johansson, Paul Teutul Jr. and Sr.
Jul 26, 2006During "Stump the Band," an audience member completely forgets the title of his disputed tune; controversial cyclist "Floyd Landis" is beaten up by the NYPD; The Spinners perform "I'll Be Around" and "Mighty Love."
- S13E186
Johnny Depp, the Spinners
Jul 27, 2006Dave reads out loud the lost letters of Albert Einstein; "Biff Henderson's 'Where Are They Now?'" looks at the late Buddy Ebsen; Tom Dreesen promotes his new one-man show and takes a few lighthearted jabs at his first wife.
- S13E189
Hilary Duff, Jason Randal, Dirty Pretty Things
Aug 15, 2006Tonights guests include Jessica Biel and Christina Aguilera.
- S13E190
Jessica Biel, Christina Aguilera
Aug 16, 2006Throughout the night, a guy named Bob Zick stands over by the staircase and laughs at everything Dave says; Samuel L. Jackson stars in the much-hyped sequel "Snakes in a Deli"; elderly sock puppet expert Jack Fisette has a demonstration with Dave; Fatboy Slim performed "That Old Pail of Jeans."
- S13E192
Edward Norton, Greg Fitzsimmons
Aug 18, 2006Dave and Steph/Monty play stickball out on 53rd Street; Julianna Margulies discusses overcoming her fear of snakes during a filming of a certain Samuel L. Jackson movie; stand-up comedian "Andy Sansone" bombs in his alleged network television debut; OutKast performed "Morris Brown."
- S13E193
Julianna Margulies, Andy Sansone, Outkast
Aug 21, 2006"Raul Castro" fields questions for the audience; Chris Elliott auditions for the CBS soap "Guiding Light," Razorlight performed "America."
- S13E194
Chris Elliott, Rep. Nancy Pelosi, Razorlight
Aug 22, 2006An audience member compares Dave to Alfred E. Neuman; Dave and Paul play "Let's Scare the Hell Out of Rupert"; Busta Rhymes performs "Touch It, I Love My B----, New York S---."