Season 5
10 episodes · May 16, 2010
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- S5E1
Need for Weed
May 16, 201011mThe discovery of Lil's secret drug operation brings Widespread Panic to Dougal County.
- S5E2
The Many Loves of Early Cuyler
May 23, 201011mEarly has had sex with many different creatures. Rusty discovers that his penis is smaller than Rob Reiner's.
- S5E3
Dead Squid Walking
May 30, 201011mRusty receives a treasure map from his great-grandfather in a prison.
- S5E4
Young, Dumb and Full of Gums
Jun 6, 201011mDan Halen tells the citizens of Dougal Country about Obama sneaking fluoride and other mind bending drugs in to the drinking water to indoctrinate them with Socialist propaganda.
- S5E5
Holodeck Redneck
Jun 13, 201011mThe Sheriff shows Granny, Early and Rusty the cube house of the hologram to use their imaginations. Billie Reaves as Mammy (Granny's real mother), Jonathan Katz as the Holodeck Therapist (Uncredited)
- S5E6
Frivolacious Squidigation?
Jun 20, 201011mEarly sues Dan Halen after Granny gets hurt on one of the rides at the fair.
- S5E7
Fatal Distraction
Jun 27, 201011mEarly's GPS unit develops a Bromance with him and tries to kill off Granny and Rusty so it and Early can be together. Featuring Paul Stanley of Kiss as himself.
- S5E8
Clowny Freaks
Jul 4, 201011mRusty gets into a rap band and the fever catches Early as they both become "Clowny Freaks". Rusty eventually loses interest but not Early.
- S5E9
Lean Green Touchdown Makifying Machine
Jul 11, 201011mRusty discovers that he is one of the greatest football players around and this affords him a chance to go to college, but Early is against it and does all he can to stop it from happening.
- S5E10
America: Why I Love Her
Jul 18, 201022mA very special Squidbillies musical in which Early and the rest of the group sing about how much they love the USA. First half-hour episode.