Season 1
13 episodes · Feb 4, 2013
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- S1E1
Ill Conceived
Feb 4, 201322mHarry becomes an overnight father figure to nine-year-old Billy and teenage Anastasia, who both seem to be the product of Harry's past foray into sperm donation. Meanwhile Harry meets Rose, a beautiful, if neurotic, single woman who's out to have a baby on her own, and who believes Harry may have what she needs to get pregnant.
- S1E2
Zygote Problems
Feb 11, 201322mHarry helps Billy’s moms, Zoey and Michelle, to encourage Billy to be cooler at school. Meanwhile Jonathan and Janet fear their daughter Anastasia may be failing French, and administer an I.Q. test to Harry, fearing she got the ‘dumb gene’ from him. Harry and Rose square off about the future of Rose’s potential child.
- S1E3
The Rhythmic Gymnastic Method
Feb 18, 201322mHarry signs Billy up for Rhythmic Gymnastics, so that Harry can hook up with the hot new gymnastics teacher. Meanwhile Jonathan offers Harry $5000 to disappear from his daughter’s life. Rose strikes up a friendship with Irene, who Harry fears will tell Rose all of Harry’s dirty secrets.
- S1E4
The Ultrasound and the Fury
Feb 25, 201322mDouble-booked, Harry must decide between scoring with a hot fashion model or attending his baby's first ultrasound.
- S1E5
Birth of a Salesman
Mar 4, 201322mHarry helps Billy become his school’s top charity salesman, while Rose tests her maternal instincts on an electronic baby.
- S1E6
Corner Orifice
Mar 11, 201322mRose hides her pregnancy from her boss, while Harry discovers the truth about Jonathan and Janet's sex life.
- S1E7
Fetal Attraction
Mar 18, 201322mHarry figures out the secret behind Rose’s new boyfriend, while Zoey and Michelle deal with consequences of Billy having lice.
- S1E8
Bromozomes
Mar 25, 201322mWhen Janet diagnoses Harry with Sympathetic Pregnancy, Rose finds that she’s competing for sympathy with her new, narcissistic belly-buddy, Harry. Meanwhile Zoey and Michelle rejoice after finding a babysitter (Leah Feidh Fassett) Harry can’t hit on – because she’s a lesbian. Janet discovers Jonathan has been seeing another therapist behind her back, Dr. Meinertzhagen (guest star Tom Green).
- S1E9
Rebel Without Lamaze
Apr 1, 201322mHarry helps Rose to make friends in her new birthing class, while Janet and Jonathan fight for the chance to be involved in Anastasia's prom.
- S1E10
Womb Mates
Apr 8, 201322mHarry coaxes out Rose's bachelor side when they are forced to share an apartment. Zoey's grandmother plays a visit, and Rachel goes behind Jonathan's back in an attempt to get a good deal on a car.
- S1E11
The Sperm Whale
Apr 15, 201322mHarry lies about having a relationship with Rose to score with a home-wrecker; Jonathan and Janet attempt to connect with Anastasia online.
- S1E12
Always Use a Condo
Apr 22, 201322mRose lies to make a preschool waitlist; while Zoey and Michelle attempt to give Billy 'The Talk'
- S1E13
At Your Cervix
Apr 29, 201322mRoses's pregnancy nears full term, prompting Zoey and Michelle to contemplate whether they will ever want another child of their own.