Season 1
37 episodes · May 25, 2013
The series follows the exploits of the title characters, a 12-year-old boy named Sanjay Patel, and his best friend, an anthropomorphic snake named Craig. On a promotional webpage for the show, the network explains that Sanjay and Craig's suburban hijinks require that "no one finds out that Craig can talk".
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S1E1Brett Venom, M.D.
May 25, 201311mSanjay and Craig, upon hearing that Sanjay's mother is about to help in a "butt transplant", try to sneak into the hospital to view it. They disguise themselves as doctors and discover that the patient is Mr. Noodman, their neighbor who is terrified of snakes (Craig is a snake) and he then causes panic throughout the hospital before Sanjay's mother successfully completes the surgery.
S1E2Laugh Quake
May 25, 201311mSanjay and Craig both find their laughs are annoying, so they go to a comedy club in an attempt to find a more pleasing laugh
S1E3Maximum Dennis
Jun 1, 201311mThe boys disguise themselves as Maximum Dennis at the Frycade, where they intend to defend their video-game records.
S1E4Dog Wave
Jun 1, 201311mThe boys want a dog, but wind up with 100 dogs. Although when Mr. Noodman calls the pound it is up to the boys to rescue them.
S1E5Heightmare
Jun 8, 201311mSanjay is finally tall enough to ride what he believes to be the scariest ride at the carnival, but he may not be able to go through with it
- S1E6
Be Like Tufflips
Jun 8, 201311mSanjay is mistaken for his hero when he dresses up as Remington Tufflips, and he gets all of his advantages of being him.
S1E7Stinkboy
Jun 22, 201311mSanjay runs away to live in the sewer when Craig can't handle his stench.
S1E8Wolfie
Jun 22, 201311mHector's sudden fascination with wolves gets on Sanjay and Craig's nerves.
S1E9Traffical Island
Jun 29, 201311mSanjay strands his pals on a highway median, and everyone gets upset during the experience.
S1E10Partybot
Jun 29, 201311mSanjay and Craig become party animals when they hang out with an old robot invented by Vijay, but chaos ensues when the Partybot goes insane.
S1E11The Giving G
Jul 13, 201311mThe boys find a giant gorilla balloon at the dump that used to belong to "Big G Tires." Unfortunately, the Dicksons also want it.
S1E12Release the Craigan
Jul 13, 201311mWhen Craig steals Megan's identity, he becomes a beauty pageant queen, making Megan depressed.
S1E13Muscle C.O.P.S.
Sep 14, 201311mSanjay and Craig grow giant muscles, join an unusual police force known as the Muscle C.O.P.S. and learn a valuable lesson on teamwork.
S1E14Cold Hard Cash
Sep 14, 201311mSanjay and Craig find a 100-dollar bill in the ice. But the problem is, Baby Richard Dickson wants it as well.
S1E15Unbarfable
Sep 21, 201311mSanjay and Craig learn that Hector has never barfed in his entire life, so they try to make him puke.
S1E16Game On
Sep 21, 201311mSanjay and Craig's favorite video game, Tufflips Thumbs-Up Karate, is mysteriously gone from the Frycade.
S1E17Laked Nake
Oct 5, 201411mSanjay loses his bathing suit while at the lake, and Tyson tries to show him to everyone in order to ruin his life.
S1E18Doom Baby
Oct 5, 201411mSanjay and Craig decide to baby-sit Richard Dickson. But things get crazy when he sneaks into Noodman's house.
S1E19Blackout
Oct 19, 201311mSanjay tries to give an electric charger to his mother during a blackout. The problem is, everyone else wants it.
S1E20Family Re-Noodman
Oct 19, 201311mThe boys sneak into Noodman's family reunion to sample a new Frycade wing recipe.
- S1E21
Fart Baby
Nov 2, 201311mSanjay becomes pregnant with a fart after holding one in to avoid farting in front of Belle Pepper.
- S1E22
Kung-Fu Catapult
Nov 2, 201311mAfter playing Safari Food Fight with Megan, Sanjay and Craig discover a haunted trailer and agree to rid Tufflip's trailer, haunted by ghosts in search for a catapult.
- S1E23
Road Pizza
Nov 16, 201311mCraig gets obsessed with pizza. Then, he gets possessed by an evil pizza demon when he eats a slice.
- S1E24
Trouble Dare
Nov 16, 201311mSanjay and Craig accidentally infest the house with an ant farm and decide to stay in a trailer. Unfortunately, the Dicksons are staying in it, so they have to play against them in a Family Double Dare game show. Special guest stars: Marc Summers and John Harvey as themselves.
- S1E25
You're in Trouble
Dec 7, 201311mThe gang go to the Tufflips camp. But Sanjay and Craig decide to not drink for the journey to avoid wetting the bed during the night.
- S1E26
Cup O'Universe
Dec 7, 201311mThe kids are convinced that there is a universe in an old milkshake cup.
- S1E27
Booger Johnson
Feb 22, 201411mMegan forces Sanjay to take care of her pet gerbil, Booger Johnson, while she's away. But since Craig has an appetite for gerbils, Sanjay tries to get him to see Booger Johnson as a friend.
- S1E28
Dream Rangers
Feb 22, 201411mSanjay and Craig must re-enter their dream to rescue Belle from Noodman.
- S1E29
Prickerbeast
Mar 1, 201411mThe gang is lied to by their parents about the urban legend of the Prickerbeast, so they vow revenge.
- S1E30
Day of the Snake
Mar 1, 201411mCraig lies to Sanjay about what his day is like while Sanjay is away at school.
- S1E31
Old Farts
Mar 8, 201411mAfter finding out that seniors get free wings at the Frycade, Sanjay and Craig disguise themselves as seniors.
- S1E32
Kerplunk'd
Mar 8, 201411mSanjay and Craig plan on starting a web-show where they prank others, based on Raska's hit web-show. Problems arise and a prank war breaks out between Sanjay and Craig and Raska. Special guest stars: Adam DeVine as Raska Boosh.
- S1E33
Flip Flopas
Mar 15, 201411mThe kids find some rare candies at Hector's house known as Flip Flopas, but when they discover a trick behind the candies, they seek and antidote. Special guest stars: Sam Lavagnino as Munchie.
- S1E34
Chill Bill
Mar 15, 201411mWhen the boys come across an underground convenience store known as "Eezy P-Eezy," they soon meet Chill Bill, an electric bass player. Craig soon starts hanging out with Chill Bill, making Sanjay jealous. Special guest stars: Michael-Leon Wooley as Chill Bill.
- S1E35
Curb Dawgz
Mar 22, 201411mSanjay, Craig and Hector, the "Curb Dawgz", disguise themselves as rad skateboarders, hoping to join a skateboarding crew.
- S1E36
Susan Loogie
Mar 22, 201411mMegan disguises herself as a tomboy to convince Sanjay to be her dance partner.
- S1E37
A Tail of Two Slithers
May 16, 201411mWhen Craig's long-lost brother, Ronnie Slithers, takes him away, Sanjay goes to extreme measures to get Craig back. Meanwhile, Ronnie uses devious methods to break-up Sanjay and Craig. When Sanjay sneaks into Ronnie's house to save Craig, Ronnie and his security try to stop them by using shovels, but when Sanjay tells Ronnie he doesn't have to be alone, the securities stop throwing things, at the end, Ronnie learns his lesson, Craig opens up to Sanjay's parents and tells them that he can talk, but they knew he could talk a long time ago.