Season 1
10 episodes · Nov 23, 2008
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S1E1Beer Goggles
Nov 23, 200812mIn order to date his loathsome girlfriend without gagging, Drinky Crow tears out his eyes and replaces them with beer goggles.
S1E2Tunnel Girls
Dec 28, 200812mUncle Gabby dates a girl who is looking for a cheap thrill before her wedding night, while a harem of girls who can turn into a race car try to seduce Drinky Crow.
S1E3Organs
Dec 14, 200812mDrinky Crow infuriates his brain by quitting drinking, Gabby dates a sexy French spy trapped in a cage, and a young syphlis with a lot to prove fights his bladder.
S1E4Whale Show
Nov 30, 200812mWhen Drinky Crow's girlfriend dies horribly, he decides to convert his grief into money at a marine theme park that specializes in sex, violence, and meta-humor.
S1E5Old Girlfriend
Dec 21, 200812mDrinky Crow's old girlfriend comes back into his life but is only interested in sex and slavery.
S1E6God of Monkeys
Dec 7, 200812mUncle Gabby gives Drinky Crow a hernia, and feels guilt for the first time in his life, so he orders an immense Monkey God from the internet.
S1E7Elephant Man
Jan 4, 200912mDrinky Crow befriends a hideous freak with Proteus syndrome on a suicide hotline, and Uncle Gabby resolves to steal him away for himself.
S1E8Bar
Jan 11, 200912mThe sleazy Maakies bar becomes gentrified and Drinky Crow is inspired to commit many horrible and gruesome murders.
S1E9Aspire
Jan 18, 200912mDrinky Crow must solve two mysteries – where are the ship's rats coming from and where is the French spy DeBoursay hiding her atomic reactor. The two solutions are as surprising as they are disgusting.
S1E10Peace
Jan 25, 200912mWhen Peace breaks out, Drinky Crow discovers his girlfriend is expecting eggs, and joins a torture and revenge racket to make ends meet.