Season 1
50 episodes · Sep 10, 2008
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S1E1Super Mario Rescues the Princess
Sep 10, 20082mMario saves Princess Peach, but things get a little creepy when he asks her for a kiss.
S1E2A Dog on the $25,000 Pyramid
Sep 10, 20081mA dog and his human partner fail at The $25,000 Pyramid.
S1E3Why Bob Marley Should Not Have Acted as His Own Attorney
Sep 15, 20081mBob Marley defends himself against cops when he says he "shot the sheriff".
S1E4Adopted
Sep 21, 20082mMichael's parents reveal that they are not his biological son and that he was adopted when born.
S1E5A Scotsman Who Can't Watch a Movie Without Shouting at the Screen
Sep 29, 20081mA Scotsman makes some negative comments at the mistakes made by some of America's favorite film characters while he's watching the movie on his TV. He watches Tootsie, The Muppet Movie, The Breakfast Club, and Back to the Future.
S1E6Two Ducks Watch 'Meet The Parents'
Oct 3, 20081mTwo male ducks believe that "Meet the Parents" isn't funny.
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A Scotsman Who Still Can't Watch a Movie Without Shouting at the Screen
Oct 13, 20082mThe Scotsman continues to make negative comments at his TV screen while watching a movie. This time, he watches Star Trek II: The Wrath of Khan, The Truman Show, Raiders of the Lost Ark, and The Shawshank Redemption.
S1E8Cat Staff Meeting
Oct 19, 20081mA cat staff meeting is interrupted by a dog smashing the office building with a wrecking ball.
S1E9Barry Gibb Rides a Roller Coaster
Oct 26, 20081mInstead of screaming, Barry Gibb sings while going down on a roller coaster
S1E10Marital Troubles
Nov 2, 20081mA mime and his wife get divorced because he gave her the silent treatment.
S1E11Jeff Goldblum Wafers
Nov 9, 20081mJeff Goldblum makes a commercial about his own wafers that talk.
S1E12Jesus and Vishnu on Christmas Eve
Dec 22, 20081mJesus states that he sees people decorate their homes for his birthday, but not Vishnu
S1E14Monkeys Talk About Religion
Jan 6, 20091mA father monkey and his son discuss about the "Monkey God" and "Monkey Jesus".
S1E15Mountain Climber
Jan 12, 20091mA mountain climber poops while on top of a mountain and lands on a couple getting married.
S1E16Ted Nugent is Visited by the Ghost of Christmas Past
Jan 18, 20091mTed Nugent kills the Ghost of Christmas Past. Afterwards, his family eats it for dinner.
S1E18The Bartender Says...
Feb 5, 20091mTwo men in a bar tell a "Bartender Says" joke about a horse. Surprisingly, a horse is in the bar and gets offended by the joke.
S1E19Backstage with Bob Dylan
Feb 17, 20091mPopeye and Bob Dylan get into an argument after a concert.
S1E20Fred and Barney Try to Get Into a Club
Feb 24, 20091mFred Flintstone and Barney Rubble try to get into an exclusive nightclub, but are denied admission.
S1E21Beavers: Assholes of the Forest
Apr 21, 20091mSome animals claim that a beaver messed up quite a lot of things in the forest.
S1E22Things You Never Hear
May 23, 20092mThis episode counts down the top ten things one never hears.
S1E23A Trip to the Psychiatrist
Jun 12, 20091mA bulimic woman named Abbie visits the Psychiatrist.
S1E24AIDS Patient Zero
May 12, 20092mA Canadian man and monkey have gay sex, where a bombshell is dropped.
S1E25Name That Animal Penis!
May 12, 20092mA game show about figuring out an animals penis is much more difficult than imagined.
S1E26Die, Sweet Roadrunner, Die
May 12, 20092mWile E. Coyote succeeds in killing the Road Runner, but is now left with the question: "What do I do now?"
S1E27Sex with... #1
May 12, 20091mA showcase of sexual moments, which include... Mr. Sulu A Folk Singer A Necrophiliac A Trapeze Artist
S1E28A Fat Guy Working Out
May 12, 20091mA fat guy is going to work out... and then puts it off and gets a sandwich.
S1E29A Gay Knight
May 12, 20091mA gay knight refuses to fight a dragons due to not wanting to be killed.
S1E30A Douchebag Unicorn Gives a Public Service Announcement
May 12, 20091mA Douchebag Unicorn ends up giving a PSA about how Marijuana is great and how you should write down your ideas.
S1E31Fred Flintstone Takes a Shit
May 12, 20093mFred Flintstone takes a shit... that's about it.
S1E32Stuck on a Life Raft with Matthew McConaughey
May 12, 20092mA random man stuck on a life raft with Matthew McConaughey resorts to cutting off his leg for food and eventually stabbing him in the chest as Matthew just prattles on.
S1E33Two Persian Guys Try to Get Ladies into Their Sports Car
May 12, 20091mTwo Persian guys act like stereotypes to get ladies in their sports car for a night on the town.
S1E34He Who Lives in a Glass House...
May 12, 20092mA man who lives in a glass house has a machine gun installed on his roof to fend off annoying neighbors.
S1E35Sex with... #2
May 12, 20091mAnother showcase of sexual moments, which include... Dick Cheney Gilbert Gottfried A Midget Optimus Prime
S1E36Quentin Tarantino Performs a Circumcision
May 12, 20091mQuentin Tarantino crashes in to perform a circumcision on a baby.
S1E37The Wizard of Oz, Adjusted for Reality
May 12, 20092mWhen the group succeeds in stopping the witch, they are shocked to discover that The Wizard was literal with their requests...
S1E38Why Did the Chicken Cross the Road?
May 12, 20091mTo have sexual relations with your mother.
S1E39Sex with... #3
May 12, 20091mThe final showcase of sexual moments, which include... A U.S. Senator A Tube Of Toothpaste A Redneck A Sheep
S1E41Fat Jesus
May 12, 20092mSome villagers ask help from Jesus for a crippled man, but Jesus is too preoccupied with his acid reflex.
S1E42Dracula Meets Magic Johnson
May 12, 20091mDracula invites Magic Johnson over for dinner with bad intentions.
S1E44The Settler's First Attempt to Buy Manhattan From the Indians
May 12, 20091mSettlers attempt to give beads to the Indians in exchange for Manhattan, but things don't entirely work out.
S1E45Four Years of 'Entourage' in Ten Seconds
May 12, 20091mThe first four years of the "Entourage" series (Between 2004-2008) is summed up in ten seconds.
S1E46Tara Reid is Not Looking So Good Lately
May 12, 20091mApparently Tara can only speak out of her stomach.
S1E47Small Talk with Aunt Helen
May 12, 20091mAunt Helen talks to her nephew about his wife and is disturbed by what they did with a slice of leftover wedding cake.
S1E48Marie Antoinette's Notepad
May 12, 20091mWe see Marie Antoinette's process on how she came up with "Let Them Eat Cake".
S1E50What Happens if You Feed a Dog Chocolate While He Wears a Tin Foil Hat in the Microwave
May 12, 20091mA dog is fed chocolate while he wears a tin foil hat in the microwave for 15 seconds with disastrous results. Wil Wheaton cameos at the end, explaining that it was a bad idea.