Season 1
10 episodes · Apr 19, 2019
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S1E1Between the Toes
Apr 19, 201926mYou know why you’re so confused all the time? You don’t wash between your toes. It’s that simple.
S1E2Princess Diana
Apr 19, 201922mYou dropped out of med school to do what? Dude, the app is called “Snack Swipe.” That shit‘s never gonna work. Just go work for your Uncle… let him teach you how to be man.
S1E3A Black Spot on the Heart
Apr 19, 201927mSo let me get this straight— you don’t do drugs, but you’ll have sex with women you’re not married to…? That’s not nuanced, you’re a hypocrite.
S1E4Strawberries
Apr 19, 201927mEveryone’s suspicious, man. Maybe your family was in on it, maybe not. Just lay low, and don’t draw attention to yourself. It’ll all die down… maybe. Also, where are all your Mom’s magazines?
S1E5Do the Ramadan
Apr 19, 201927mTime for a spiritual cleanse. Get this month right, and you’ll have it all figured out. Fast properly, read your Quran, no sex, no porn… bro, close the MacBook! No porn. Just do the Ramadan. Get your life on track.
S1E6Refugees
Apr 19, 201925mSo you’re doing all this soul searching… dope. What about your sister? Can she? Yeah? How can she find herself if she’s gotta be home by ten? What do you think she– Ramy, where are you going?
S1E7Ne Me Quitte Pas
Apr 19, 201929mRamy, habibi, it’s Mom. Why don’t you call back? You don’t text, you don’t answer, you don’t even check this voicemail… astaghfirullah… call me. I just want to know you are ok. I made Koshary. Ok, bye.
S1E8Saving Mikaela
Apr 19, 201930mYou need to start getting right with Allah. All you do is focus on yourself… you’re so selfish… And no, not just because he’s in a wheelchair.
S1E9Dude, Where’s My Country?
Apr 19, 201927mramy min amreeka! iz3yak ya bro! 3amel eh ya 7obby? wa7eshni awi ya brence, wallahi. so pumped ur coming bro. haven’t seen u since u were 8!! a5bar new york we el 3’orba eh ya basha?? and enta landing when? tell me all the flight infozzz, i’ll be there – whatsapp me habibi.
S1E10Cairo Cowboy
Apr 19, 201924mGive in, Ramy. Surrender. Stop overthinking things. Sure, it’s a bit unconventional, but you gotta follow your heart. No matter where it leads. Who knows, you might even find some happiness. Inshallah.