M*A*S*H

Season 9

20 episodes · Nov 17, 1980

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  • The Best of Enemies
    S9E1

    The Best of Enemies

    Nov 17, 198025m

    On his way to some R&R in Tokyo, a North Korean soldier forces Hawkeye to perform an emergency roadside operation on his buddy.

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  • Letters
    S9E2

    Letters

    Nov 24, 198025m

    Members of the 4077th share their impressions of war in response to letters from fourth graders in Hawkeye's hometown. Margaret writes about how there are some patients she will never forget, whilst the Colonel tells of his days as 'Hoops' Potter. Hawkeye: "Dear Ronnie, it's a shame to let the love you have for your brother turn to hate for others. Hate makes war, and war is what killed Keith. I understand how you feel. Sometimes I hate myself for being here. But sometimes in the midst of all this insanity, the smallest thing can make my being here seems worthwhile. Maybe the best answer I have for you is that you look for good wherever you can find it."

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  • Cementing Relationships
    S9E3

    Cementing Relationships

    Dec 1, 198025m

    A jilted Italian soldier, Corpsman Ignazio De Simone, is smitten by Margaret; Klinger pours a cement floor in the operating room to fight the spread of germs.

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  • Father's Day
    S9E4

    Father's Day

    Dec 8, 198025m

    Margaret has trouble pretending she's a chip off the old block when her dad, blood and guts "Howitzer" Al Houlihan, arrives for a visit. Also, Hawkeye fixes up a soldier who repays them with a large side of steak, but the general who it belongs to is really steamed.

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  • Death Takes a Holiday
    S9E5

    Death Takes a Holiday

    Dec 15, 198025m

    Hawkeye, B.J., and Margaret try to save the life of a critically injured solider so that his family won't think of Christmas as the day that their father died. Meanwhile, Winchester fulfills a family Christmas tradition but has trouble maintaining the anonymity required to keep it a truly charitable act. Even Klinger lends a hand.

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  • A War for All Seasons
    S9E6

    A War for All Seasons

    Dec 29, 198025m

    On New Year's Eve, the staff looks back on the highlights of 1951: The doctors invent an artificial kidney machine; Mulcahy plants a garden; Margaret takes up knitting; and Klinger and Winchester bet on which baseball team will win the pennant.

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  • Your Retention Please
    S9E7

    Your Retention Please

    Jan 5, 198125m

    Klinger is so depressed by news that his ex-wife plans to remarry, he reenlists for an additional six-year hitch. Meanwhile, a male nurse has a gripe against the army.

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  • Tell It to the Marines
    S9E8

    Tell It to the Marines

    Jan 12, 198125m

    Winchester takes command during Potter's absence; and B.J. and Hawkeye try to convince the Marines to grant a hardship discharge to an immigrant soldier, Private Jost Van Liter.

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  • Taking the Fifth
    S9E9

    Taking the Fifth

    Jan 19, 198125m

    Hawkeye uses a bottle of vintage wine to lure unsuspecting nurses into his den; and Potter tries to secure a different sort of anesthetic when the army threatens to ban a painkiller.

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  • Operation Friendship
    S9E10

    Operation Friendship

    Jan 26, 198125m

    Klinger saves Winchester's life when an explosion rocks the operating room; and B.J. is reluctant to reveal the extent of his injuries after the blast.

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  • No Sweat
    S9E11

    No Sweat

    Feb 2, 198125m

    Margaret develops a case of prickly heat, Charles does his tax returns, and Klinger takes the P.A. apart - just some of the events, which occur during another unendurably, hot night at the 4077th.

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  • Depressing News
    S9E12

    Depressing News

    Feb 9, 198125m

    Klinger's army newspaper reports on Hawkeye's monument to military stupidity; a giant tower made from a half million erroneously shipped tongue depressors.

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  • No Laughing Matter
    S9E13

    No Laughing Matter

    Feb 16, 198125m

    Hawkeye wagers that he can go a full day without a wisecrack, and Winchester finally confronts the major who exiled him to the 4077th. Charles: "I will not, even for a return to that pearl of the Orient, Tokyo, lie to protect you while destroying a friend's career."

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  • Oh, How We Danced
    S9E14

    Oh, How We Danced

    Feb 23, 198125m

    Winchester is sent to inspect sanitary conditions on the frontlines, while the rest of the camp plans a surprise anniversary party for B.J.

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  • Bottoms Up
    S9E15

    Bottoms Up

    Mar 2, 198125m

    One of Margaret's nurses tries to hide her severe drinking problem, and Hawkeye is scorned after a practical joke he plays on Winchester backfires.

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  • The Red/White Blues
    S9E16

    The Red/White Blues

    Mar 9, 198125m

    Colonel Potter nearly blows his stack when his well-intentioned colleagues mollycoddle him in order to lower his blood pressure.

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  • Bless You, Hawkeye
    S9E17

    Bless You, Hawkeye

    Mar 16, 198125m

    When Hawkeye can't stop a sneezing fit that has no apparent cause, psychiatrist Sidney Freedman digs into the surgeon's past for a clue to this unusual malady.

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  • Blood Brothers
    S9E18

    Blood Brothers

    Apr 6, 198125m

    Hawkeye is overcome by the devotion of a terminally ill G.I., who has leukemia, for his critically wounded buddy, but he has trouble coming to terms with the fact that he can't cure the man. Meanwhile, Father Mulcahy is worried about the impending visit of a Cardinal.

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  • The Foresight Saga
    S9E19

    The Foresight Saga

    Apr 13, 198125m

    The 4077th is given a gift of fresh-grown vegetables by a grateful Korean; and Potter questions the veracity of an upbeat letter from Radar.

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  • The Life You Save
    S9E20

    The Life You Save

    May 4, 198125m

    After Charles is nearly felled by a sniper's bullet, he develops a philosophical obsession with death. Meanwhile, the officers have all been assigned new responsibilities.

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